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Pleasant Facade Estates humor writer illustrator God Almighty The Devil Vuja Day

SCENE 1
INT. CAR - AFTERNOON

God Almighty and The Devil Himself are playing a friendly game of poker.

Things start to get somewhat contentious when The Devil Himself starts making fun of one of God Almighty's creations

DEVIL:
Y'know, God, those
humans that you
created... they are
some of the absolute
DUMBEST creatures
in the universe.

GOD:
(insulted)
What do you mean?
I made them in my
image and likeness!


DEVIL:
That's EXACTLY what
I mean!


DEVIL:
Those idiots will
believe ANYTHING!


GOD:
Like what?


DEVIL:
Like the earth is
round.


GOD:
But it is.


DEVIL:
That's beside the
point.


GOD:
I give them the
FREEDOM to believe
what they want to
believe


DEVIL:
Yeah, but they're too
stupid to value that.
freedom.


GOD:
Oh, I have hope
for humanity. They're
not as dumb as they
seem.


DEVIL:
Oh yeah? I'll wager
you a bet. I'll tell you
what... I'll raise you
a double.
DEVIL The problem is, they're too stupid to value that freedom. DEVIL I'll tell you what... I'll raise you a double GOD:
(chuckling)
OK... you're on.
I can't resist
a good gamble.


Lord I hope those
idiots don't screw
up!