"Snail's Pace Productions The Night Before Christmas Trilogy A Visit From St. Saint Nick Clement C. Moore

The Night Before Christmas humorous illustrated story featuring The Bizzy Buddies writer illustrator Lorraine Day

(CONT'D)

TOMMY:
...and I'm the GOOD
egg.


TAMMY:
No, the ROTTEN egg.
TAMMY: Anything anyone says to you, you immediately disagree. TOMMY: I do not! TAMMY: You're arguing with me right now... TOMMY: I am not!! Everything he complains about the other... he does HIMSELF (case: Joe and boys. The 3 are more like Joe than Joe himself/more than they'd ever admit, especially the) Troy complaining to his wife TROY: ... and he's this and he's that and blah blah blah Tommy complaining to his wife TOMMY: ... and he's this and he's that and blah blah blah Tammy and Jane independently tell their husbands that they are JUST LIKE the other brother, especially stubborness TAMMY/JANE: You are just like your brother. TOMMY/TROY: I am not! /// I resent that. TAMMY/JANE: Especially the stubborness. TOMMY/TROY: We are complete opposites... whew! If he's not pontificating then he's bragging. And if he's not bragging then he's pontificating. (vice versa versa vice) MA: Well what he does in the bathroom is none of my business but I do wish you two would get along. versa visa