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God Help Us

Please...

...and thank you

God Almighty lives in a place called Heaven Above, watching over the Entire Universe along with his sidekick Archie Angel.

The Reptilians
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We Need More Help

Yes we do

We really do

God Almighty lives in a place called Heaven Above, watching over the Entire Universe along with his sidekick Archie Angel.

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Devil Go Away

You Are Mean

I Mean It

God Almighty creates Humans in His image and likeness (somewhat). Hopefully Humans don't end up being a "failed experiment". Only Humans have control if that happens or not... because they have FREE WILL.

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Planet Earth

Planet Earth is at a very important moment right now. The Aliens88 are watching all this drama.... Humans need all the help they can get!

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God Almighty's arch nemesis is The Devil Himself, along with his Three-Headed Dog Cerebrus, who together create trouble from their abode in Hell Below.

The Devil Himself has his minions on Planet Earth who do his bidding: The Reptilians and The Nasty Masters.

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They meet with the Global Eleeks every year at the World Turd Forum, pushing their agenda of "The Great Reboot"... to make Humans extinct and replace them with ROBOTS!!

It's up to the Humans, with their FREE WILL, if they'll let that happen.

Scales of Injustice
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God Almighty
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Human Beings
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The Devil Himself and Cerebrus
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The Reptilians
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The Nasty Masters
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The Global Eleeks
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