Snail's Pace Productions Cartoons Bizzy Buddies

Stale University is the spawning ground for the spawn of well-heeled generations of monied matriarchs and patronizing patriarchs...

Today in modern times, The Alliuminati are the glitterati of the so-called Global Eleeks.

This stratospheric level of high-rank is achieved only by the richest (and most corrupt) in the world. Many are alumni of poison-ivy league schools such as Stale University.



The elite fraternity at Stale University, Alpha Beta Pie, are intense rivals of the Hardturd University "finally club" (meaning the student is FINALLY out of highschool). The most elite finally clubs at Hardturd University is the Porcupine Club. The Porcupine Club's motto is Dumb vivimus vivamus (while we live, let us be dumb). Its mascot is the golden porcupine. Elite fraternities at Stale University include:
Alpha Phi Alpha, Beta Theta Pie , Sigma Chi, Alpha Delta Phi, Sigma Nu, Chi Psi, Alpha Phi Alpha, Zeta Psi, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Delta Kappa Epsilon,

This stratospheric level of high-rank is achieved only by the richest (and most corrupt) in the world. Many are alumni of poison-ivy league schools such as Stale University and Hardturd University.

There is a special clique that money can buy... and that's membership in the "Bulb & Bones Society".