Ovis Syndrome
It's BAAAAaaaadddd!
Allium County has been affected with a mysterious malady called
Ovis Syndrome, which renders its victims unable to speak... only bleat like a sheep!
A cure is derived using a vaccine made from the urine of sheep that eat leeks. The problem is... it makes a person smell like a sulfurous barnyard!
Senator Dick Tate is designated head of the task force to create an ad campaign encouraging people to get vaccinated (and to wear the mask over their nose to protect against the sulfur smell).
The slogan for the campaign is
"Either Ur In or Ur Out!"