"Either Ur IN...(or you're out)"
Something stinks here... everyone is required to get the "Ovis Syndrome" innoculation!
No one's quite sure what exactly is in that syringe but
sheep urine is the main ingredient. And it
must be urine from sheep that eat LEEKS.
Senator Dick Tate, head of the
Federal Energy Commission of Environmental Studies (FECES), has been tasked with spending tax-payer dollars to create an ad campaign exhorting the populace to get innoculated. He's also in charge of providing nose masks to cover the stink.
There's more coming... Aackk!!!