"Either Urine or UrOut"
Something stinks here... everyone is required to get the
"Ovis Syndrome" vaccine!
No one's quite sure what exactly is in that syringe but
sheep urine is the main ingredient. And it must be urine from sheep that eat LEEKS.
Senator Dick Tate, head of the
Federal Energy Commission of Environmental Studies (FECES), has been tasked with spending tax-payer dollars to create an ad campaign exhorting the populace to get vaccinated.
The advertising slogan is
"Either Ur IN or Ur OUT!" Another winning slogan is
"Let's All Stink This Through!" and
"We're In This Stink Together!" and "Stinking Strong" and "Stink Different"