"Either Ur IN...
...or Ur OUT!"
Something stinks here...
Everyone is required to get the "Ovis Syndrome" innoculation! No one's quite sure what exactly is in that syringe but
sheep urine seems to be the main ingredient. And it
must be urine from sheep that eat leeks exclusively.
The main side-effect is everyone ends up smelling like a sulfurous barnyard and have to wear a masks over their noses because of the stench!
Senator Dick Tate, head of the
Federal Energy Commission of Environmental Studies (FECES), has been tasked with spending tax-payer dollars to create an ad campaign exhorting the populace to get innoculated. He's also in charge of providing nose masks to cover the stink...