OVIS SYNDROME
It's BAAAAaaaadddd!
Allium County has been affected with a mysterious malady called
"Ovis Syndrome" which renders its victims unable to speak... only bleat like a sheep!
A cure is derived using an
innoculation made from the
urine of sheep that eat leeks. The problem is... it makes you smell like a sulfurous barnyard!
Senator Dick Tate is designated honorary head of the task force to create an ad campaign to encourage people to get innoculated (and to wear the mask over their nose to protect against the sulfur smell).
The slogan for the campaign is
"Either UrIne or UrOut!"
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