SHEEP URINE
Allium County has been affected by a mysterious malady called
"Ovis Syndrome" which renders its victims unable to speak... only bleat like a sheep!
An
"Ovis Syndrome innoculation" is created by scientists, using urine from sheep that eat leeks.
Everyone is required to get their innoculation. The main (and worst) side-effect is you end up smelling like a sulfurous barnyard!
Senator Dick Tate is tasked with creating an ad campaign exhorting people to get innoculated. The advertising slogan is
"Either Ur IN or Ur OUT!"
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