The Ovis Syndrome Vaccine
The entire area is under
County Uber Security Surveillance (CUSS) to ensure that the citizens comply with the
vaccine campaign to stop the spread of
"Ovis Syndrome".
The vaccine is created from the urine of sheep that eat leeks. It's soon discovered that the urine eats through the needles, so they have to switch to using a caulking gun to administer the injection!
An unpleasant side-effect is you end up smelling like a sulfurous barnyard.
Senator Dick Tate has been tasked with spending tax-payer dollars to pass out nose masks and to create an ad campaign exhorting the populace to get innoculated. The slogan for the Ovis Syndrome innoculation campaign is
"Either Ur IN or Ur OUT!".