THE SENATOR's NEW CLOTHES
Incumbent
Senator Dick Tate, head of the
Federal Energy Commission of Environmental Studies (FECES), is running for re-election.
He will make a whistle-blow campaign stop in
Leekville to help soften the edges for the
Development Party (to create tourism for
Bizzyland and more
housing developments to rent).
Senator Dick Tate commissions a self-styled stylist named
Tatu to create a campaign wardrobe...
(...gratis of taxpayer $$$s)