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THE GLOBAL eLEEKS

Snail's Pace Productions LLC

Humorous Illustrated Stories

Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®

The so-called Global Elites are NOT "elite"... they are rotten vegetables... eLEEKS, dim BULBS OF GARLIC and moldy old POTATOES. Don't let the Global eLeeks and the Potato Heads manipulate your mind, body and SOUL through fear tactics and technology. You have free will. The Global eLeeks are trying to take your FREE WILL away from you.

Space Aliens The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Vuja Day Artist Author Comedy
This Is The Title Yes It Is
Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! t it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Ea

THE GLOBAL eLEEKS

The Cloud Of Happiness - "Cloud Nine" ▶

bliss contentment delight elation enjoyment euphoria exhilaration glee joy jubilation laughter love optimism peace of mind pleasure prosperity well-being beatitude blessedness cheerfulness content delectation delirium ecstasy enchantment excitement enthusiastic exuberance felicity gaiety geniality gladness gratitude hilarity hopefulness joviality lightheartedness merriment mirth paradise playfulness radiance rejoicing sanctity thrill vivacity

The Cloud Of Surprise - "Cloud Shocked" ▶

surprised, shocked, astonished, amazed, stunned, bewidered, dumbfounded, started, jolted, speechless, overwhelmed, awestruck, disbelieving, unprepared, nonplussed, thunderstruck amazement astonishment awe bewilderment consternation curiosity disappointment jolt miracle revelation shock wonder abruptness attack bombshell disillusion epiphany eureka fortune godsend incredulity kick marvel miscalculation phenomenon portent precipitance precipitation precipitousness prodigy rarity start stupefaction suddenness thunderbolt whammy wonderment

The Cloud Of Sadness - "Cloud Nimbus" ▶

anguish grief heartache heartbreak hopelessness melancholy misery mourning poignancy sorrow blah bleakness bummer cheerlessness dejection despondency disconsolateness dispiritedness distress dolefulness dolor downer dysphoria forlornness funk gloominess letdown listlessness moodiness mopes mournfulness sorrowfulness tribulation woe

The Cloud Of Fear - "Cloud Scaredy-Cat" ▶

alarm angst anxiety apprehension awe concern despair desperation dismay doubt dread uneasiness horror jitters panic scare suspicion terror unease uneasiness worry abhorrence agitation apprehensiveness aversion consternation cowardice creeps discomposure disquietude distress faintheartedness fearfulness foreboding fright funk hesitation intimidation misgiving nervousness nightmare phobia presentiment qualm reverence revulsion timidity trembling trepidation worry

The Cloud Of Disgust - "Cloud Blech" ▶

annoyance antipathy appalled aversion bitterness dislike distaste displeasure hatred irritation loathing repulsion revulsion abomination detestation nausea objection offensiveness repugnance revolt sickness surfeit

The Cloud Of Anger - "Cloud Loud" ▶

abhorrence acrimony aggravation anger animosity annoyance antagonism displeasure enmity enraged exasperation frustrated fury hatred hostility impatience incensed indignation ire irritation outrage passion rage resentment temper violence chagrin choler conniption dander disapprobation distemper gall huff infuriation irascibility irritability livid loathe miff outrage peevishness petulance pique provoked rankling soreness stew storm tantrum tiff umbrage vexation wrath
Space Aliens The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Vuja Day Artist Author Comedy
This Is The Title Yes It Is
Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! t it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Ea
Space Aliens The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Vuja Day Artist Author Comedy
This Is The Title Yes It Is
Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! t it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Ea
Space Aliens The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Vuja Day Artist Author Comedy
This Is The Title Yes It Is
Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! t it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Ea
Space Aliens The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Vuja Day Artist Author Comedy
This Is The Title Yes It Is
Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! t it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Ea

THE ALLIUMINATI

The Cloud Of Happiness - "Cloud Nine" ▶

bliss contentment delight elation enjoyment euphoria exhilaration glee joy jubilation laughter love optimism peace of mind pleasure prosperity well-being beatitude blessedness cheerfulness content delectation delirium ecstasy enchantment excitement enthusiastic exuberance felicity gaiety geniality gladness gratitude hilarity hopefulness joviality lightheartedness merriment mirth paradise playfulness radiance rejoicing sanctity thrill vivacity

The Cloud Of Surprise - "Cloud Shocked" ▶

surprised, shocked, astonished, amazed, stunned, bewidered, dumbfounded, started, jolted, speechless, overwhelmed, awestruck, disbelieving, unprepared, nonplussed, thunderstruck amazement astonishment awe bewilderment consternation curiosity disappointment jolt miracle revelation shock wonder abruptness attack bombshell disillusion epiphany eureka fortune godsend incredulity kick marvel miscalculation phenomenon portent precipitance precipitation precipitousness prodigy rarity start stupefaction suddenness thunderbolt whammy wonderment

The Cloud Of Sadness - "Cloud Nimbus" ▶

anguish grief heartache heartbreak hopelessness melancholy misery mourning poignancy sorrow blah bleakness bummer cheerlessness dejection despondency disconsolateness dispiritedness distress dolefulness dolor downer dysphoria forlornness funk gloominess letdown listlessness moodiness mopes mournfulness sorrowfulness tribulation woe

The Cloud Of Fear - "Cloud Scaredy-Cat" ▶

alarm angst anxiety apprehension awe concern despair desperation dismay doubt dread uneasiness horror jitters panic scare suspicion terror unease uneasiness worry abhorrence agitation apprehensiveness aversion consternation cowardice creeps discomposure disquietude distress faintheartedness fearfulness foreboding fright funk hesitation intimidation misgiving nervousness nightmare phobia presentiment qualm reverence revulsion timidity trembling trepidation worry

The Cloud Of Disgust - "Cloud Blech" ▶

annoyance antipathy appalled aversion bitterness dislike distaste displeasure hatred irritation loathing repulsion revulsion abomination detestation nausea objection offensiveness repugnance revolt sickness surfeit

The Cloud Of Anger - "Cloud Loud" ▶

abhorrence acrimony aggravation anger animosity annoyance antagonism displeasure enmity enraged exasperation frustrated fury hatred hostility impatience incensed indignation ire irritation outrage passion rage resentment temper violence chagrin choler conniption dander disapprobation distemper gall huff infuriation irascibility irritability livid loathe miff outrage peevishness petulance pique provoked rankling soreness stew storm tantrum tiff umbrage vexation wrath
Space Aliens The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Vuja Day Artist Author Comedy
This Is The Title Yes It Is
Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! t it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Ea

"Saul Fuhr III"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Saul Fuhr III

Rules for thee.. but not me! (according to THEM) They are no better than anyone else. They're rotten leeks... The Global Eleeks!

Saul Fuhr III →

"Aleek The Leek"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Aleek The Leek

The snotty scion of the richest trillionaire in the world Saul Fuhr III. Forget The Illuminati... The Alliuminati is far more powerful and dangerous (and obnoxious).

Aleek The Leek →

"The Global Eleeks"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Global Eleeks The Elites Global Elites

Don't call them The Elites. They are no better than anyone else. They're rotten leeks... The Global Eleeks!

The Global Eleeks →

"Der Potatokopf"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Der Potatokopf

It's not the New World Order... it's The New World Disorder! They are no better than anyone else. They're rotten leeks... The Global Eleeks!

Der Potatokopf →

"The Power Plant"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Power Plant

It's not the New World Order... it's The New World Disorder! They are no better than anyone else. They're rotten leeks... The Global Eleeks!

The Power Plant →

"The Alliuminati"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Alliuminati

Forget The Illuminati... The Alliuminati is far more powerful and dangerous (and obnoxious).

The Alliuminati →

"Behind The Curtain"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Behind The Curtain

Forget The Illuminati... The Alliuminati is far more powerful and dangerous (and obnoxious).

Behind The Curtain →

"The Nasty Masters"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Nasty Masters

The Nasty Masters They are no better than anyone else. They're rotten leeks... The Global Eleeks!

The Nasty Masters →

"The Boulderfella Family"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Boulderfella Family

They inherited their fortune through the acquisition of fast-food chains such as "Leaning Tower of Pizza" and "Build-A-Burger". The Nasty Masters They are no better than anyone else. They're rotten leeks... The Global Eleeks!

The Boulderfella Family →

"Knowledge Is Power"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Knowledge Is Power

There is no such thing as the Scales of Justice in this political world when the Scales of Injustice is far more profitable in power (according to THEM) They are no better than anyone else. They're rotten leeks... The Global Eleeks!

Knowledge Is Power →

The eLeeks generally graduate from Poison Ivy League universities such as Hardturd, Stale and Princess.
Stay updated on the newest trends in Technology, Cryptic Currency and Artificial Intelligence.

"Hardturd University"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Hardturd University

As long as it's full of high-fructose corn syrup, canola oil, partially hydrogenated fats, red dye #666 etc etc.

Hardturd University →

"Stale University"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Stale University Poison Ivy League School University

As long as it's full of high-fructose corn syrup, canola oil, partially hydrogenated fats, red dye #666 etc etc.

Stale University →

"Princess University"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Princess University Bullfrogs Poison Ivy League School University

As long as it's full of high-fructose corn syrup, canola oil, partially hydrogenated fats, red dye #666 etc etc.

Princess University →

Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions There are a series of stories that will be released in MULTIPLE LANGUAGES
that will enable the readers to learn new tongues. Wow!
In the meantime, here are some stories that will help you examine your soul... and your LIFE!