"God Almighty"
ANIMAL CARTOON CHARACTERS
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
The Bizzy Buddies® are just crawling with animals… and hissing and howling and snorting and stampeding with animals! Just come armed with a few T-bone steaks and some chocolate chip cookies and you'll be safe! There is always lots of fun… and noise (and damage) when The Bizzy Buddies® beasts are around!
Most of the animals live in the Bizzyland Zoo or else on Tuckus Farm. Many also live in the forested areas around Leek Lake and Leek Creek. Or as domestic pets in the hoity-toity McMansions of Pleasant Facade Estates. Or in the Suburbs... even in high-rise Uptown penthouse apartment buildings.
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks. Nothing like green money and blackmail to win friends and influence enemies! ➔
"An Alligator On The Farm"
A pampered pet needs to 'beware' when he suddenly finds himself out of his element and is dependent upon the kindness of strangers.
An Alligator On The Farm →
"The Bird Brains"
Birds are fascinating and beautiful creatures, but they can be downright nasty too! After all, they are descended from dinosaurs...
The Bird Brains →
"The Ding-A-Ling Bros Family Circus"
The 'Ding-A-Ling Bros Family Circus' is coming to town with its cast of crazy characters! Hopefully it will also be leaving town soon too!
The Ding-A-Ling Bros Family Circus →
"The Meow Hour"
Ma Tuckus is nowhere to be found. No one knows where Ma Tuckus is, until they find her at home in bed... covered in cats!
The Meow Hour →
"The Cat Whisperer"
Ma Tuckus is finding it harder to live on her own, and that means she needs help caring for her huge menagerie of cats, especially her pampered pet Pierre.
The Cat Whisperer →
"Noah's Ark"
The NIMDYs living in Pleasant Façade Estates are getting nervous about Noah and his ark construction project and his dire weather reports...
Noah's Ark →
"The Garden Of Eatin' "
Thunder clouds abound when the Home Owners Association gets complaints about residents' yards destroyed by the animals escaping from Bizzyland Zoo.
The Garden Of Eatin' →
"Horatio The Hen-Pecked Hubby"
Poor Horatio the rooster... he is such a bumbler! He can never seem to do anything right! When he crows in the morning, no one even wakes up!
Horatio The Hen-Pecked Hubby →
"The Aesthetically Challenged Duckling"
An over-worked stork accidentally delivers the wrong egg to the wrong nest! This is a Bizzy Buddies adaption of 'The Ugly Duckling'.
The Aesthetically Challenged Duckling →
"A Mess In The Nest"
Boris the Bird injures his leg and can't fend for himself. His parents feed and shelter him 'temporarily' until temporary threatens to becomes permanent!
A Mess In The Nest →
"Peter Cottontail's Midlife Crisis"
Peter Cottontail fears people love Santa and Christmas more than they love the Easter Bunny and Easter. His former confidence plunges into self-doubt.
Peter Cottontail's Midlife Crisis →
"Timmy Gets A Pet"
All the other kids in Pleasant Façade Estates have pets. Timmy Tuckus tries convincing his highly-allergic dad to let him have a pet too.
Timmy Gets A Pet →
"The Uptown Cheetah"
Chas the Cheetah is the only (and lonely) cheetah at Bizzyland Zoo until he accidentally escapes and finds a lady who he thinks is his 'long-lost' mother!
The Uptown Cheetah →
"Whatta Catastrophe!"
Ma Tuckus is getting frustrated and angered by her three adult children and threatens to leave everything in her will to her cat Pierre.
Whatta Catastrophe! →
"Down The Rabbit Hole"
The Global eLeeks make lots of 'promises' about climate and energy to the gullible public. If it sounds too good to be true... it probably ISN'T!
Down The Rabbit Hole →
"Ovis Virus"
A new dread disease, the Ovis virus, escapes from a scientific laboratory and its affliction causes the sufferer to bleat like a sheep instead of talk.
Ovis Syndrome →
"Bulls And Bears"
Will the bulls butt the bears or versa vice? Who knows which way the wind blows and where the money flows on Fall Street.
Bulls And Bears →
"The Nasquack Index"
The Nasquack Index tracks the laughing-stock exchange and measures performance of commerce, media, and technology sectors on Fall Street.
The Nasquack Index →
"The Golden Sheep"
Forget about worshipping the Golden Calf... go to the Leekville Bank and worship at the altar of the Golden Sheep (for a hefty admission price).
The Golden Sheep →
"Allium County"
Allium County is considered Ground Zero for leek agriculture. The best leeks in the world are grown here in fertile soil enriched with lots of sheep urine.
Allium County →
"The Allium County Fair"
The Allium County Fair is an annual community event showcasing the best (and the worst) of the local agricultural products, livestock, arts, and culture. ▲
The Allium County Fair →
"Noah And The HOA"
Nerves are fraught and tempers are hot when the Pleasant Façade Estates Home Owners Association fines Noah for building an ark in his own yard! ▲
Noah And The HOA →
"NIMDY (Not In My Damn Yard)"
The NIMDYs are a sanctimonious bunch who support any trendy cause that doesn't cause THEM inconvenience or cost them time or money.
NIMDY (Not In My Damn Yard) →
"Purdy's Pets"
Enter at your own risk. A cacophonous melange of barking, howling, hissing and screeching mammals, reptiles and water creatures awaits you!
Purdy's Pets →
"Charlotte's Website"
Charlotte the spider tries to influence farmer Troy Tuckus from slaughtering Wilbur the pig by praising the porker with messages on her website.
Charlotte's Website →
"CinderLittler"
Poor little Littler is forced to do chores and wear her half-sister's hand-me-downs in Timmy Tuckus' retelling of the tale of Cinderella.
CinderLittler →
"Jake And The Beanstalk"
A farm boy trades his family's cow for magic jelly beans, which grow into a giant beanstalk leading to an angry giant's castle in the clouds.
Jake And The Beanstalk →
"Littler Lox And The Three Bears"
The tables are turned when the Three Bears intrude on the Humans... breaking their furniture, eating their bagels and lox and sleeping in their beds!
Littler Lox And The Three Bears →
"The Littler Mermaid"
Timmy Tuckus rewrites this bedtime story for his little sister Littler where a girl trades her voice to become a mermaid at the Allium County Aquarium.
The Littler Mermaid →
"The Littler Of Oz"
Timmy regales his little sister Littler with his version of 'The Wizard of Oz' complete with the Witch, Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion... and the RUBY SLIPPERS!
The Littler Of Oz →
"The Littler Princess"
A knock-off of 'The Little Prince'. A stranded traveler meets a Princess from another galaxy, featuring creatures like The Snake and The Baobab Tree.
The Littler Princess →
"Littler Red Riding Hood"
Littler is on a trek to GrandMa Tuckus' house and is followed by a hungry wolf when he learns that Littler's GrandMa has FORTY-TWO CATS!
Littler Red Riding Hood →
"Peter Cottontail And The Snail"
The classic story 'The Hare and the Tortoise' is updated Bizzy Buddy style. Peter Cottontail is pitted against Turbo the Snail in a long-distance race...
Peter Cottontail And The Snail →
"Rip Van Barley"
Sixteen-year old Barley doesn't want to get out of bed in the morning... especially when his dad is screaming at him to get a job!
Rip Van Barley →
"The Three Littler Pigs"
Timmy revises this bedtime story for his little sister. Three general contractor pigs get visited by a wolf from the Allium County Building And Safety Dept.
The Three Littler Pigs →
"Chicken Littler"
Panic is rampant and everyone's emotions run amok when Hannah the Hen is convinced the sky is falling and the world is going to end!
Chicken Littler →
"The Boy Who Cried SHEEP!"
Drama mongering troublemaker Jake Tuckus likes to lie about little things, so when something big happens, no one even believes him.
The Boy Who Cried SHEEP! →
"The Town Rat & The Country Rat"
The Battling Tuckus Twins are like 'The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse' fable. Tommy is the city slicker while his brother Troy is the country bumpkin.
The Town Rat & The Country Rat →
God Almighty gave Human Beings the gift of Free Will and we abuse it by worshipping money and giving our power away to the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks and other various political trolls. ➔