"God Almighty"
BUG CARTOON CHARACTERS
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies®
They buzz, flit, fly, creep and crawl… The Bizzy Buddies® Bugs love to bug y'all! A cast of insect characters gets themselves into various situations when Tommy Tuckus, owner of the local pest-control business "Bug-Ex" forces his pacifist, vegetarian Buddhist teenage son Barley to work for him as a bug exterminator during the summer... until Barley accidently crashes the company truck while swerving to avoid a snail in the road!
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks. Nothing like green money and blackmail to win friends and influence enemies! ➔
"The Rotten Apples"
Humans are like apples; there are shiny, healthy, good ones and nasty, rotten, worm-ridden ones. That's what happens when humans are given Free Will. ▲
The Rotten Apples →
"At A Snail's Pace"
Tommy Tuckus is a frantic Type-A morning person who absolutely does NOT understand his teenage son Barley who is a mellow Type-B night person.
At A Snail's Pace →
"Something Stinks Here"
Type-B Barley is at odds with his Type-A father when Barley wants to start an organic compost business much to the chagrin of his money-driven dad.
Something Stinks Here →
"The World's Best Protein"
The Global eLeeks are busy buying up all the farmland so they can create a food shortage and then kill all the bugs to make BUG PROTEIN for the masses!
The World's Best Protein →
"If Ticks Could Talk"
There is a conspiracy hatched by the WHAT (World Health and Tyranny) to make people allergic to meat so they will be forced to eat bug protein!
If Ticks Could Talk →
"The Garden Of Eatin' "
Thunder clouds abound when the Home Owners Association gets complaints about residents' yards destroyed by the animals escaping from Bizzyland Zoo.
The Garden Of Eatin' →
"The Aesthetically Challenged Duckling"
An over-worked stork accidentally delivers the wrong egg to the wrong nest! This is a Bizzy Buddies adaption of 'The Ugly Duckling'.
The Aesthetically Challenged Duckling →
"A Mess In The Nest"
Boris the Bird injures his leg and can't fend for himself. His parents feed and shelter him 'temporarily' until temporary threatens to becomes permanent!
A Mess In The Nest →
"Timmy Gets A Pet"
All the other kids in Pleasant Façade Estates have pets. Timmy Tuckus tries convincing his highly-allergic dad to let him have a pet too.
Timmy Gets A Pet →
"The Grandpa Tree"
The old apple tree was planted 100 years ago by Old Man Tuckus, sitting on the property line between The Battling Tuckus Twins adjoining lots.
The Grandpa Tree →
"The Three Tree Brothers"
The infamous Three Tree Brothers are the tallest trees at Leek Lake National Park and are heavily featured on the postcards sold in the souvenir shop.
The Three Tree Brothers →
"The Low-Hanging Fruit"
The bar is set low... and so is the branch. The best fruit is up high, but it's easier to settle for the lower, less-desirable fruit.
The Low-Hanging Fruit →
"The Ant And The Grasshopper"
The lazy, self-indulgent Grasshopper sings and dances his way through summer while the Ant busily prepares for winter.
The Ant And The Grasshopper →
"Charlotte's Website"
Charlotte the spider tries to influence farmer Troy Tuckus from slaughtering Wilbur the pig by praising the porker with messages on her website.
Charlotte's Website →
"Peter Cottontail And The Snail"
