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Humorous Illustrated Stories

Featuring The Bizzy Buddies®

The Bizzy Buddies are crazy cartoons spewing forth from the fevered brain of Vuja Day, with topics ranging in extremes from God to the Devil, Life and Death and everything in between: Spirits, Aliens, Monsters, Human Behavior, Nature, Technology, Foreign Languages, Crypto Currency, Artificial Intelligence, Money, Tourism, Politics, Entertainment, Health, Nature, Urban Renewal, Land Development, Science, Globalism and World Domination, The Illuminati, topped with a dollop of light-hearted fare such as Fairy Tales, Classic Stories, Happy Holidays. Whew! Now I'm exhausted!

The World Turd Forum
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks. Nothing like green money and blackmail to win friends and influence enemies!

"Vile Evil Devil"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories The Devil Himself

The Devil Himself doesn't like anyone, including himself (with good reason). Don't be a friend of the Devil... 'cos he sure as hell ain't a friend of YOU! ▲

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"Hell Below"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories The Devil Himself Hell Below

Hell Below is a very hot place... and NOT in a good way! Once you go there, you can't escape. The Devil's dog Cerebrus won't let you leave. ▲

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"Cerebrus The 3-Headed Dog"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Cerebrus The 3-Headed Dog

The Devil Himself orders a specially-bred three-headed dog from an illegal puppy mill and he is in for a BIG surprise when the dog arrives! ▲

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"Hell I Feel Great"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Hell I Feel Great

Taking the path of least resistance and instant gratification can feel great at the time, but there is ALWAYS a cost, and sometimes it's totally unaffordable! ▲

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"The Bohemian Graveyard"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories The Bohemian Graveyard

These lunatics like to congregate in Leekville Cemetery and dance around a giant vulture effigy with sheets over their heads while eating pizza. ▲

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"Weaving Spiders..."

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories The Bohemian Graveyard Weaving Spiders

The slogan of the Bohemian Graveyard lunatics is 'Weaving Spiders Don't Come Here' which means leave your baggage and gossip (and spiders) at home. ▲

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"The Minervan Vulture"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories The Bohemian Graveyard Weaving Spiders The Minervan Vulture

The Minervan Vulture is a 40-foot vulture effigy that the lunatics at The Bohemian Graveyard like to dance around when the moon is full. ▲

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"The Reptilians"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Reptilians

No louche lounge lizards here... these Reptilian Aliens have control over the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks.

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"The Nasty Masters"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Nasty Masters

Humans that worship money are in danger of giving away their power and free will to the Global eLeeks and the corrupt Politicians.

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"Down The Rabbit Hole"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Down The Rabbit Hole

The Global eLeeks make lots of 'promises' about climate and energy to the gullible public. If it sounds too good to be true... it probably ISN'T!

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"Saul Fuhr III"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Saul Fuhr III

Saul Fuhr III, the richest trillionaire in the world, so stinky and mean he won't let his servants even LOOK at him... not that they'd even want to!

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"Aleek The Leek"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Aleek The Leek

This little sneaky weak leek is the snooty, snotty scion of the richest trillionaire in the world Saul Fuhr III and heir apparent to his father's evil legacy.

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"The Power Plant"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Power Plant

Who (or WHAT) is in charge at the Power Plant? Little does the citizenry know... but they are being run by The Power Plant in more ways than one!

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"The Global eLeeks"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Global Eleeks The Elites Global Elites

These limp, soggy, overdone veggies are NOT elite. They are no better than anyone else. They're rotten leeks... the Global eLeeks!

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"Count Gruesome"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Count Gruesome

Forget about his countstituents! Count Gruesome cares only about his oily coiffed hair and designer socks and power and money and BLOOD!

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"The Puppet Master"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Puppet Master

Ironically enough... a stinky, rotten fetid garlic bulb is in charge of grooming a sleazy, oily vampire to become leader of the wanna-be soon-to-not-be free world.

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"Tales From The Cryptocracy"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Tales From The Cryptocracy

A cryptocracy is a government where secret leaders hold the power. The public leaders aren't in control; the true decision-makers are hidden.

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"Skeletons In The Closet"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Skeletons In The Closet

Let's open the doors and find all the piles of skeletons hiding in the closets of the Global Eleeks and the politicians.

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"The Boulderfella Family"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Boulderfella Family

These bottom-feeders inherited their fast-food fortune through acquisition of burger joints like "Build-A-Burger" and other various nefarious investments.

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"Der Potatokopf"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Der Potatokopf

Billionaire Der Potatokopf started the World Turd Forum to galvanize the Global eLeeks into promoting the New World Disorder and The Great Reboot.

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"Senator Dick Tate"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Senator Dick Tate

Senator Dick Tate is like a dog being trained with promises of money and power. He is being curried by the Global eLeeks to win the future election!

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