"Cryptic Currency"
CRYPTIC CURRENCY
(better than crypto currency)
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies®
Don't be nervous or confused about the brave new world of crypto and digital currency. Think of the schlockchain as an 'internet' of cryptic currency. Just as the internet allows for the free and instant exchange of information (email, data, websites) without a central controller, the schlockchain allows for the secure, direct exchange of value (digital currency, assets) without a central intermediary (like a money-grubbing bank that charges high interest and fees).
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks. Nothing like green money and blackmail to win friends and influence enemies! ➔
God Almighty gave Human Beings the gift of Free Will and we abuse it by worshipping money and giving our power away to the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks and other various political trolls. ➔
"Cointrace"
Cointrace is a user-friendly cryptic currency exchange and custodian that allows users to securely buy, sell and store digital assets.
Cointrace →
"Cryptic Currency Wallets"
Software or hardware tools used to store private keys and manage cryptic currency transactions. They can be offline or online-based wallets.
Cryptic Currency Wallets →
"The Schlockchain"
Invented by Satoshi Quasimodo as a distributed ledger technology storing data across a network of computers (nodes) rather than a central server.
The Schlockchain →
"Satoshi Quasimodo"
Satoshi Quasimodo invented the very first schlockchain, but no one knows where, or WHO, the mysterious Satoshi Quasimodo really is...
Satoshi Quasimodo →
"The Spitcoin Schlockchain"
A rule-based protocol enforced by thousands of nodes on various synchronized computers worldwide, with info stored on unchangeable schlocks stacked upon each other.
The Spitcoin Schlockchain →
"Spitcoin (SPT)"
Spitcoin is a decentralized, digital currency that operates without a central bank or government, using a peer-to-peer network and a public ledger called the schlockchain to track ownership. ▲
Spitcoin (SPT) →
"Efeareum Schlockchain"
Decentralized schlockchain that records and supports Efear (EFF) cryptic currency transactions and semi-smart contracts chronologically and publicly.
Efeareum Schlockchain →
"Efear (EFF)"
The native cryptic currency and money system of the Efeareum platform is called Efear, which is abbreviated as EFF.
Efear (EFF) →
"What Are Semi-Smart Contracts?"
Unchangeable and public transactions or agreements written in a special language that are deployed on the schlockchain and don't need to be verified by banks or expensive lawyers.
What Are Semi-Smart Contracts? →
"The Allium Schlockchain"
This was developed by child-prodigy Cosmo Szabo to utilize TakaLeek Tokens as the native cryptic currency to play online games like TakaLeek. ▲
The Allium Schlockchain →
"TakaLeek Tokens (TLT)"
Taka Leek Tokens (TLT) are digitally transferable assets representing a monetary value that is issued on the Allium schlockchain. ▲
TakaLeek Tokens (TLT) →
"TakaLeek Game"
TakaLeek Game is a schlockchain-based cooking game that allows the user to virtually cook leeks in a variety of recipes and dishes. ▲
TakaLeek Game →
"What Are DUM Contracts?"
Changeable and corruptible public transactions or agreements written in a special language that are deployed on the Allium schlockchain only.
What Are DUM Contracts? →
"DApps vs. CRApps"
DApps are decentralized applications deployed on the schlockchain while the erstwhile CRApps are the centralized, regional applications. ▲
DApps vs. CRApps →
"Define DeFi"
Decentralized Finance (DeFi) is the sclockchain-based technology allowing cryptic currency transactions without a nosey, money-grubbing bank. ▲
Define DeFi →
"What Is ASICK Hardware?"
Specialized, one-function hardware designed for a specific task (cryptic currency mining) rather than general-purpose computing.
What Is ASICK Hardware? →
"Cloud Mining"
A method for mining cryptic currencies by renting computing power from remote data centers rather than owning or managing the hardware directly.
Cloud Mining →
"Null Fungible Tokens (NFTs)"
It is a cryptographic token or digital art which represents something of null (absolutely zero) value and is bought (and re-sold) on the schlockchain.
Null Fungible Tokens (NFTs) →
"Fun Fungi NFTs"
These are some of the first NFTs; digital pictures depicting an assortment of fungi variants that can be purchased on the schlockchain.
Fun Fungi NFTs →
"CrypticKitties NFTs"
CrypticKitties are digital collectible NFTs tht allow users to "purchase, breed and sell" unique virtual "cats".
CrypticKitties NFTs →
"Monster Mash NFTs"
Monster Mash NFTs feature unique cryptographic digital images of virtual monsters that can be bought, sold, bred, eaten (or be eaten by).
Monster Mash NFTs →
"TakaLeek NFTs"
TakaLeek NFTs are digital collectible depictions of leeks that allow users to virtually 'purchase, grow, propagate and sell' unique leeks.
TakaLeek NFTs →
"Fear Uncertainty Doubt (FUD)"
A manipulation tactic used in cryptic currency investing to cause panic in the market, thus creating doubt about an asset or project's stability.
Fear Uncertainty Doubt (FUD) →
"Rugged!"
Burpee Slush pulls the rug on investors when it hops on the NFT marketing bandwagon, featuring cryptographic images of 'rock star' Joey Rainbow.
Rugged! →
"Rekd!"
Cosmo Szabo and Jake Tuckus join forces investing in the NFT market, but get 'rekd' when its valuation goes far farther south than north!
Rekd! →
"HODL"
