FREE WILL AIN'T FREE
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
God Almighty has given Humans the ingredients and recipe for the "cake", but they refuse to follow it. Maybe we should question God Almighty's wisdom in giving Humans Free Will.
God Almighty gave the Humans a nice place to live... a wobbly ball called Earth. Ideally, God Almighty would like the Humans to follow the rules and be nice and love each other, but this is Earth School and sometimes we flunk and have to repeat the grade over again through Reincarnation.
God Almighty also gave Humans a wonderful guardian angel... Archie the Angel, who helps us navigate this maze we call "life". Archie the Angel is bound by God Almighty to follow The Prime Directive. Archie can give us moral support in navigating The Clouds of Emotion, but he cannot interfere with our decision making... however horrendous it might be at times.
The Fragmented United Countries (FUC) is not a body of united nations. This group is a proso-called Global Elites are NOT "elite"... they are rotten vegetables... eLEEKS, dim BULBS OF GARLIC and moldy old POTATOES. Don't let the Global eLeeks and the Potato Heads manipulate your mind, body and SOUL through fear tactics and technology. You have free will. The Global eLeeks are trying to take your FREE WILL away from you.
If we use our Free Will to succomb to The Devil Himself and do alot of bad things and are totally unrehabilitative, we will end up in Hell Below and The Devil Himself's three-headed dog Cerebrus won't let us leave!
God Almighty gave us free will to make our own decisions. Was that even a very good decision for God to make? Earth is a school. What kind of grades are YOU getting? No matter what, you'll probably do something ridiculously dumb and stupid.
If we use our Free Will to succomb to The Devil Himself and do alot of bad things and are totally unrehabilitative, we will end up in Hell Below and The Devil Himself's three-headed dog Cerebrus will bite us if we try to leave!
With the addition of the Mermaid attraction, the Allium County Aquarium initially sees a booming increase in revenue. When the Mermaid's agent Seymour Berkowitz discovers this, he tries renegotiating her contract for a percentage of ticket sales.
To churn up tourism excitement, Allium Metropolitan Museum collaborates with the Aquarium, lending their precious jewel collection for display in the Aquarium's underwater scenes.
When the treasure chest display is installed at the Aquarium, the jewels mysteriously start disappearing! With public focus on the WikiLeeks Scandal, the Mermaid is suspected of pilfering the jewels from the treasure chest. Further scrutiny reveals that the Mermaid might not be a REAL mermaid at all... conspiracy theories abound!
The Allium County Aquarium eventually falls prey to water quality issues stemming from the damming of Leek Lake and Leek Creek, which the Development Party supports in defiance of the Ecology Party. Most of the Ecology Party members live in Pleasant Façade Estates and they want to divert water from Leek Lake so they can water their manicured lawns and expensive landscape.
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The Aliens are trying to help the Humans help themselves and keep safe from The Nasty Masters... but only if the Humans want the help.
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The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
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God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
Birds are fascinating and beautiful creatures, but they can be downright nasty too! After all, they are descended from dinosaurs...
Birds are fascinating and beautiful creatures, but they can be downright nasty too! After all, they are descended from dinosaurs...
The 'Ding-A-Ling Bros Family Circus' is coming to town with its cast of crazy characters! Hopefully it will also be leaving town soon too!
A pampered pet needs to 'beware' when he suddenly finds himself out of his element and is dependent upon the kindness of strangers.
Birds are fascinating and beautiful creatures, but they can be downright nasty too! After all, they are descended from dinosaurs...
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Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
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