REINCARNATION
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
When The Humans eventually "pass away" (hopefully not too soon) they will cross a Rainbow Bridge and (hopefully) get to live in Heaven Above with God Almighty and hang out with Archie The Angel and go flying around The Entire Universe
If The Humans are naughty or stupid, they will be Reincarnated to live another life on Earth or maybe even somewhere else in the Universe to (hopefully) learn their lessons and get promoted to Heaven Above.
If The Humans are REALLY bad and there just isn't any hope for their Souls at all, they won't be able to cross the Rainbow Bridge and they will be sent to live with The Devil Himself in his hot abode in Hell Below and if they try to leave, his three-headed dog Cerebrus will bite them!
If the Humans are a bit slow to learn at Earth School, they will be held back again to repeat the grade until they get it right. There's no judgement from God Almighty... just compassion for us. Earth School is not easy. If you didn't learn your life lessons the first time around you'll have to repeat the same grade AGAIN! This is an earth school... don't flunk your assignments!
The Life Review... yikes! It will either be a smash hit or a box-office bomb.
If you didn't learn your life lessons the first time around (or the second time or the fourth or the millionth), you'll have to come back AGAIN! Aaaack!! This is an earth school... don't flunk your assignments.
NO! Tell me it's not true!! I hafta come back to earth AGAIN?!?!?
I just wanna be an angel sitting on a cloud, playing the harp all day ... Why do I hafta go back?! I don't wanna!!
Ya mean I'll hafta go through PUBERTY all over AGAIN?!?!?
Aaack!!!!
NO! Tell me it's not true!! I hafta come back to earth AGAIN?!?!?
I just wanna be an angel sitting on a cloud, playing the harp all day ... Why do I hafta go back?! I don't wanna!!
Ya mean I'll hafta go through PUBERTY all over AGAIN?!?!?
Aaack!!!!
If we use our Free Will to succomb to The Devil Himself and do alot of bad things and are totally unrehabilitative, we will end up in Hell Below and The Devil Himself's three-headed dog Cerebrus will bite us if we try to leave!
With the addition of the Mermaid attraction, the Allium County Aquarium initially sees a booming increase in revenue. When the Mermaid's agent Seymour Berkowitz discovers this, he tries renegotiating her contract for a percentage of ticket sales.
To churn up tourism excitement, Allium Metropolitan Museum collaborates with the Aquarium, lending their precious jewel collection for display in the Aquarium's underwater scenes.
When the treasure chest display is installed at the Aquarium, the jewels mysteriously start disappearing! With public focus on the WikiLeeks Scandal, the Mermaid is suspected of pilfering the jewels from the treasure chest. Further scrutiny reveals that the Mermaid might not be a REAL mermaid at all... conspiracy theories abound!
The Allium County Aquarium eventually falls prey to water quality issues stemming from the damming of Leek Lake and Leek Creek, which the Development Party supports in defiance of the Ecology Party. Most of the Ecology Party members live in Pleasant Façade Estates and they want to divert water from Leek Lake so they can water their manicured lawns and expensive landscape.
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Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
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The Aliens are trying to help the Humans help themselves and keep safe from The Nasty Masters... but only if the Humans want the help.
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The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
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God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
Birds are fascinating and beautiful creatures, but they can be downright nasty too! After all, they are descended from dinosaurs...
Birds are fascinating and beautiful creatures, but they can be downright nasty too! After all, they are descended from dinosaurs...
The 'Ding-A-Ling Bros Family Circus' is coming to town with its cast of crazy characters! Hopefully it will also be leaving town soon too!
A pampered pet needs to 'beware' when he suddenly finds himself out of his element and is dependent upon the kindness of strangers.
Birds are fascinating and beautiful creatures, but they can be downright nasty too! After all, they are descended from dinosaurs...
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Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
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