MOTHER EARTH
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
God Almighty gave the Humans a nice place to live... a wobbly ball called Earth. Ideally, God Almighty would like the Humans to follow the rules and be nice and love each other, but this is Earth School and sometimes we flunk and have to repeat the grade over again through Reincarnation.
Earth is a school. What kind of grades are YOU getting? No matter what, you'll probably do something stupid enough to flunk and have to repeat this grade. If you don't learn that in this lifetime Earth school... you'll flunk your grade and be reincarnated and have to come back and do it all over again! In the meantime, God Almighty watches over us, hoping we use our free will wisely and don't fall prey to The Devil Himself.
In between Heaven and Hell is a wobbly little ball called "Earth".
Humans live on Earth, and they think they are the most important beings in the Universe.
Mother Earth is sick and tired of being sick and tired being treated like a garbage dump by the Humans.
Mother Earth is sick and tired of being sick and tired. We humans need to stop taking her for granted and take better care of her and stop treating her like a giant trash heap. God Almighty infused Planet Earth with a nurturing, mothering soul we call "Mother Earth". She takes good care of us... will we return the favor and take good care of her?
Every year the Global eLeeks meet at the World Turd Forum, an international 'stink-tank' sharing ideas to turn the world into a big giant turd.
Old moldy potato head billionaire Der Potatokopf created the World Turd Forum (WTF) that each year hosts Global Eleeks from all over the world.
With the addition of the Mermaid attraction, the Allium County Aquarium initially sees a booming increase in revenue. When the Mermaid's agent Seymour Berkowitz discovers this, he tries renegotiating her contract for a percentage of ticket sales.
To churn up tourism excitement, Allium Metropolitan Museum collaborates with the Aquarium, lending their precious jewel collection for display in the Aquarium's underwater scenes.
When the treasure chest display is installed at the Aquarium, the jewels mysteriously start disappearing! With public focus on the WikiLeeks Scandal, the Mermaid is suspected of pilfering the jewels from the treasure chest. Further scrutiny reveals that the Mermaid might not be a REAL mermaid at all... conspiracy theories abound!
If we use our Free Will to succomb to The Devil Himself and do alot of bad things and are totally unrehabilitative, we will end up in Hell Below and The Devil Himself's three-headed dog Cerebrus will bite us if we try to leave!
The Allium County Aquarium eventually falls prey to water quality issues stemming from the damming of Leek Lake and Leek Creek, which the Development Party supports in defiance of the Ecology Party. Most of the Ecology Party members live in Pleasant Façade Estates and they want to divert water from Leek Lake so they can water their manicured lawns and expensive landscape.
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Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
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The Aliens are trying to help the Humans help themselves and keep safe from The Nasty Masters... but only if the Humans want the help.
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The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
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God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
Birds are fascinating and beautiful creatures, but they can be downright nasty too! After all, they are descended from dinosaurs...
Birds are fascinating and beautiful creatures, but they can be downright nasty too! After all, they are descended from dinosaurs...
The 'Ding-A-Ling Bros Family Circus' is coming to town with its cast of crazy characters! Hopefully it will also be leaving town soon too!
A pampered pet needs to 'beware' when he suddenly finds himself out of his element and is dependent upon the kindness of strangers.
Birds are fascinating and beautiful creatures, but they can be downright nasty too! After all, they are descended from dinosaurs...
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Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
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