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LIFE

Snail's Pace Productions LLC

Humorous Illustrated Stories

Featuring The Bizzy Buddies®

The Bizzy Buddies are crazy cartoons spewing forth from the fevered brain of Vuja Day, with topics ranging in extremes from God to the Devil, Life and Death and everything in between: Spirits, Aliens, Monsters, Human Behavior, Nature, Technology, Foreign Languages, Crypto Currency, Artificial Intelligence, Money, Tourism, Politics, Entertainment, Health, Nature, Urban Renewal, Land Development, Science, Globalism and World Domination, The Illuminati, topped with a dollop of light-hearted fare such as Fairy Tales, Classic Stories, Happy Holidays. Whew! Now I'm exhausted!

The World Turd Forum
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks. Nothing like green money and blackmail to win friends and influence enemies!

"In The Beginning..."

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories In The Beginning

"In The Beginning" there was God... and God was lonely so he made a bunch of creatures to keep him company, and watch what happens... YIKES! ▲

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"God Almighty"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories God Almighty In Heaven

Despite what some people might believe, there IS a God and God created us in His image and likeness and God loves all of us... even the rotten ones! ▲

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"Vile Evil Devil"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories The Devil Himself

The Devil Himself doesn't like anyone, including himself (with good reason). Don't be a friend of the Devil... 'cos he sure as hell ain't a friend of YOU! ▲

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"Loosen The Noose"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories The Loosen The Noose

Not forgiving someone is like drinking poison and hoping someone else dies. Forgiveness doesn't mean you 'forget'; it means you loosen the noose on your soul. ▲

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"Free Will Ain't Free"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Free Will Aint Free

God Almighty gave us free will to make our own decisions. Was that even a very good decision for God to make? ▲

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"Earth School"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Earth School

Earth is a school. What kind of grades are YOU getting? No matter what, you'll probably do something ridiculously dumb and stupid. ▲

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"The Lost Stars"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Are We Lost Stars

Who are we? Just a speck of dust in the galaxy. Are we all lost stars? Turn the page maybe we'll find a brand-new ending...▲

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"All You Need Is Love"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories All You Need Is Love

All you need is love... and that starts by loving others. (ha! ha! much easier said than done) ▲

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"Archie The Angel"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Spirit Cartoons by Vuja Day Comedy Writer Illustrator Archie The Angel

Archie the Angel is God's best buddy and loyal wingman (and/or woman). ▲

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"Angel Beside Us"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Spirit Cartoons by Vuja Day Comedy Writer Illustrator

We might think we're alone and unprotected in this crazy world, but there is always Archie the Angel watching over us... "Out THERE, not in HERE" ▲

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"The Game Of Life"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Spirit Cartoons by Vuja Day Comedy Writer Illustrator The Game Of Life

Life is a game... and sometimes the Humans win, and sometimes they lose... it just depends how they look at it. ▲

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"The Prime Directive"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Spirit Cartoons by Vuja Day Comedy Writer Illustrator The Prime Directive

The Angels can't interfere with Humans and their life's trajectory. Humans have to ask for help, but the Angels can't do everything for them. ▲

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"Clouded By Emotion"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories The Clouds Of Emotion

The Clouds Of Emotion follow Archie the Angel around the Universe. Sometimes humans get clouded by their emotions and drama ensues.

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"A Fork In The Road"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories A Fork In The Road

We need to tune into the fork in the road... which direction will we take? Will it be left or right? God Almighty gave us the free will to make a choice. ▲

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"Planet Earth"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Mother Earth

God Almighty gave the Humans a little wobbly ball called Earth to live on. Let's hope they don't destroy it! Let's not take our precious planet for granted. ▲

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"Mother Earth"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Mother Earth

Mother Earth is getting sick and tired of being sick and tired of being taken for granted and treated like a big giant trash heap. ▲

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"In God We Trust"

In God We Trust The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories

You'd better watch out, you'd better not pout, be grateful 'cos God Almighty is watching over you and hoping you don't abuse the gift of Free Will. ▲

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"The Chakras"

The Chakras The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories

The 7 main energy centers along the spine from the base of the body to the crown of the head that we need to keep balanced for health and harmony. ▲

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"God I Feel Good"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories God I Feel Good

A good life is a godly life, but sometimes that's easier said than done. There's no shame in asking for guidance from Heaven Above. ▲

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"There's Magic In The Mundane"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories There's Magic In The Mundane

Sometimes the best moments are smelling a flower, or watching a bird fly overhead or hearing a favorite song!

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"Hell I Feel Great"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Hell I Feel Great

Taking the path of least resistance and instant gratification can feel great at the time, but there is ALWAYS a cost, and sometimes it's totally unaffordable! ▲

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"Reincarnation"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Reincarnation

If you didn't learn your life lessons the first time around you'll have to repeat the same grade AGAIN! This is an earth school... don't flunk your assignments!

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"Down The Rabbit Hole"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Down The Rabbit Hole

The Global eLeeks make lots of 'promises' about climate and energy to the gullible public. If it sounds too good to be true... it probably ISN'T!

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"Obaaaaay...!"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Obaaaaay Obey

You will follow orders. You have no free will. You must do as we tell you. We are weak stupid vegetables but we have more money and influence than you.

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"In Gold We Trust"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator In Gold We Trust

To some people, the only god is GOLD. Money and power are more important than love and kindness. This makes the Devil Himself happy.

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"Damn The Dam!"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Damn The Dam

The NIMDYs living in Pleasant Façade Estates stand blindly behind damming Leek Lake so they can water their expensive landscaping.

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"Global Warning"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Global Warning

The sun is sick and tired of being vilified as the 'villain' who is going to raise the Earth's temperature and kill everyone and everything on it.

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"Moon Madness"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Moon Madness

Old Man Moon is very annoyed and insulted that humans associate him with nutty people who go crazy when the moon is full.

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"Allium County"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Allium County

Allium County is considered Ground Zero for leek agriculture. The best leeks in the world are grown here in fertile soil enriched with lots of sheep urine.

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"The Leekville Legacy"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Leekville Allium County

To fully appreciate the hot gossip about the residents who reside in Leekville, you need to know the back-story (and back-stabbing) behind the scenes! ▲

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"NIMDY (Not In My Damn Yard)"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Pleasant Facade Estates NIMDY Not In My Damn Yard

The NIMDYs are a sanctimonious bunch who support any trendy cause that doesn't cause THEM inconvenience or cost them time or money.

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"Leekville Mall"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Comedy Writer Build-A-Burger Leekville Mall

The billionaire Boulderfella Family, who owns the Leekville Mall, are getting desperate for tenants because everyone is moving out due to high rents!

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"Against The Tide"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Comedy Writer Against The Tide

Do you ever feel like you're swimming "against the tide"? Well, join the Bizzy Buddies ocean fish who feel like they stick out like a sore thumb too.

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"Swimming Upstream"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Comedy Writer Swimming Upstream

Sometimes being single and trying to find a mate can feel like a laborous, onerous chore. The Bizzy Buddies fish who have to swim upstream to spawn can totally relate!

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"It's A Terrible Life"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Comedy Writer It's A Terrible Life

On Christmas Eve Archie the Angel shows gregariously greedy Tommy Tuckus what life would be like if he had never been born...

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