"In The Beginning..."
DEATH HUMOR
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies®
"Fear Not Death"... only where you're going to go afterwards...
The meaning of life is to LOVE. If you don't learn that in this lifetime Earth School... you'll flunk your grade and be reincarnated and have to come back and do it all over again!
In the meantime, God watches over us, hoping we use our free will wisely and don't fall prey to The Devil.
God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks. Nothing like green money and blackmail to win friends and influence enemies! ➔
"God Almighty"
Despite what some people might believe, there IS a God and God created us in His image and likeness and God loves all of us... even the rotten ones! ▲
God Almighty →
"Heaven Above"
Heaven is a great place to go... it's not hot as Hell. It has pearly gates and clouds and and rainbows and angels and best of all... God Almighty! ▲
Heaven Above →
"Vile Evil Devil"
The Devil Himself doesn't like anyone, including himself (with good reason). Don't be a friend of the Devil... 'cos he sure as hell ain't a friend of YOU! ▲
The Devil Himself →
"Hell Below"
Hell Below is a very hot place... and NOT in a good way! Once you go there, you can't escape. The Devil's dog Cerebrus won't let you leave. ▲
Hell Below →
"The Door Is Open..."
... And I'm Going Out The Window! ▲
The Door Is Open →
"Loosen The Noose"
Not forgiving someone is like drinking poison and hoping someone else dies. Forgiveness doesn't mean you 'forget'; it means you loosen the noose on your soul. ▲
Loosen The Noose →
"Archie The Angel"
Archie the Angel is God's best buddy and loyal wingman (and/or woman). ▲
Archie The Angel →
"Ghost Stories"
Okay... I get it. You don't believe in ghosts... until something paranormal happens to you and you try to rationalize it as your "imagination". ▲
Ghost Stories →
"The Bohemian Graveyard"
These lunatics like to congregate in Leekville Cemetery and dance around a giant vulture effigy with sheets over their heads while eating pizza. ▲
The Bohemian Graveyard →
"Weaving Spiders..."
The slogan of the Bohemian Graveyard lunatics is 'Weaving Spiders Don't Come Here' which means leave your baggage and gossip (and spiders) at home. ▲
Weaving Spiders... →
"The Minervan Vulture"
The Minervan Vulture is a 40-foot vulture effigy that the lunatics at The Bohemian Graveyard like to dance around when the moon is full. ▲
The Minervan Vulture →
"One Foot In The Grave"
Living life is like balancing on a tightrope and we are danging over the precipice! Just watch out which side you fall into...
One Foot In The Grave →
"Reincarnation"
If you didn't learn your life lessons the first time around you'll have to repeat the same grade AGAIN! This is an earth school... don't flunk your assignments!
Reincarnation →
"The Rainbow Bridge"
Someday we will cross a rainbow bridge and see all our loved ones... even the beloved animals in our lives. You can count on that! ▲
The Rainbow Bridge →
"One Step Beyond"
A Squeegee Board is a piece of wood with a squeegee that lets you talk to the ghosts... better watch what you ask it!
One Step Beyond →
"Butterflies From The Angels"
The Angels communicate with us through "signs"... the scent of a flower, a coin on the ground, a happy thought, a butterfly. Keep an open mind.
Butterflies From The Angels →
"Coins From Heaven"
Our departed loved ones sometimes send little reminders to let us know they're still around us. Don't be blind to those signs.
Coins From Heaven →
"The Life Review"
Uh oh... this is a 'movie' that God shows us where we not only get to see our life, but we feel the emotions we caused in other people... positive and negative.
The Life Review →
"The Astral Travelers"
It's not a dream! It is an out-of-body experience where consciousness separates from the body to travel to different realms on the astral plane.
The Astral Travelers →
"The Akashic Records"
It is a spiritual database or "library" that stores every thought, emotion, word, and action from every soul across all lifetimes... a cosmic energetic field.
The Akashic Records →
"The White Light"
Individuals who have nearly died say it's the 'light at the end of the tunnel' of life... don't go near it if you're not ready to meet your maker!
The White Light →
"The Silver Cord"
An energetic 'cord' connecting the physical body to the astral body or soul, often described as a lifeline, the connection between spirit and body.
The Silver Cord →
"Allium General Hospital STAT!"
Oscar Frankowitz views the hospital like a spa vacation, with pretty nurses and his favorite green jello. Oscar just loves hospital food!
Allium General Hospital STAT! →
"Tales From The Cryptocracy"
A cryptocracy is a government where secret leaders hold the power. The public leaders aren't in control; the true decision-makers are hidden.
Tales From The Cryptocracy →
"Skeletons In The Closet"
Let's open the doors and find all the piles of skeletons hiding in the closets of the Global Eleeks and the politicians.
Skeletons In The Closet →
"It's A Terrible Life"
