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WEAVING SPIDERS

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"Weaving Spiders Come Here Not"

The Bohemian Grove hosts its main annual encampment in mid-to-late July, typically lasting for two to three weeks. Located in Monte Rio, California, this private, all-male gathering for eLeek members and guests usually spans three consecutive weekends. Events include the opening "Cremation of Care" ceremony and the late-July Grove Play.

The main July event is famous for its "Lakeside Talks" informal policy speeches given by prominent figures and theatrical performances like the Cremation of Care ceremony and the Grove Play, which is traditionally performed on the final weekend of the encampment.

The Bohemian Grove owl effigy is a 40-foot hollow concrete structure, designed by sculptor Haig Patigian, serving as a shrine at the edge of a lake in Monte Rio, California. It is the centerpiece of the "Cremation of Care" ceremony, a theatrical, dramatic ritual performed annually by members of the elite Bohemian Club to symbolically burn an effigy representing "dull cares" or worldly worries, thus kicking off their two-week summer encampment.

Key Details About the Owl Effigy & Ritual: The Symbol: The owl symbolizes wisdom and is the mascot of the Bohemian Club, founded in 1872. The club's motto, "Weaving Spiders Come Not Here," is associated with it, indicating that outside business and politics should not be discussed. The Ceremony: The "Cremation of Care" involves hooded figures in robes performing a ceremony involving music, fireworks, and the burning of a human-shaped effigy at the base of the statue. Participants & History: Often attended by high-ranking politicians, businessmen, and artists, the ceremony has been a tradition since the late 19th century. While often surrounded by conspiracy theories, the event is primarily viewed by participants as a theatrical, boisterous bonding ritual, notes. Origins: The ritual was devised around 1881, and while some observers have likened it to ancient, dark rituals, it is described by participants as a theatrical, cathartic event.

Every Halloween there are a bunch of bohemian nutcases who congregate in Leekville Cemetery, in a weed-filled grove known as "The Bohemian Graveyard". They have pizza delivered from The Leaning Tower of Pizza and dance around a giant effigy of a vulture while wearing sheets over their heads. During this crazy ceremony they try contacting Ghosts with a Squeegee Board. Total bunch of lunatics!
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"God Almighty"

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Despite what some people might believe, there IS a God and God created us in His image and likeness and God loves all of us... even the rotten ones! ▲

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"Heaven Above"

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Heaven is a great place to go... it's not hot as Hell. It has pearly gates and clouds and and rainbows and angels and best of all... God Almighty! ▲

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"The Devil Himself"

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The Devil Himself doesn't like anyone, including himself (with good reason). Don't be a friend of the Devil... 'cos he sure as hell ain't a friend of YOU! ▲

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"Hell Below"

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Hell Below is a very hot place... and NOT in a good way! Once you go there, you can't escape. The Devil's dog Cerebrus won't let you leave. ▲

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"Loosen The Noose"

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Not forgiving someone is like drinking poison and hoping someone else dies. Forgiveness doesn't mean you 'forget'; it means you loosen the noose on your soul. ▲

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"Free Will Ain't Free"

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God Almighty gave us free will to make our own decisions. Was that even a very good decision for God to make? ▲

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"Earth School"

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Earth is a school. What kind of grades are YOU getting? No matter what, you'll probably do something ridiculously dumb and stupid. ▲

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"The Lost Stars"

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Who are we? Just a speck of dust in the galaxy. Are we all lost stars? Turn the page maybe we'll find a brand-new ending...▲

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"All You Need Is Love"

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All you need is love... and that starts by loving others. (ha! ha! much easier said than done) ▲

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"Archie The Angel"

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Archie the Angel is God's best buddy and loyal wingman (and/or woman). ▲

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"Angel Beside Us"

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We might think we're alone and unprotected in this crazy world, but there is always Archie the Angel watching over us... "Out THERE, not in HERE" ▲

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"The Prime Directive"

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The Angels can't interfere with Humans and their life's trajectory. Humans have to ask for help, but the Angels can't do everything for them. ▲

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"The Entire Universe"

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We egocentric humans might think we are the only beings in the Entire Universe, but surprise... we are NOT alone. And we're not the smartest either!▲

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"Clouded By Emotion"

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The Clouds Of Emotion follow Archie the Angel around the Universe. Sometimes humans get clouded by their emotions and drama ensues.

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"Planet Earth"

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God Almighty gave the Humans a little wobbly ball called Earth to live on. Let's hope they don't destroy it! Let's not take our precious planet for granted. ▲

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"Mother Earth"

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Mother Earth is getting sick and tired of being sick and tired of being taken for granted and treated like a big giant trash heap. ▲

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"In God We Trust"

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You'd better watch out, you'd better not pout, be grateful 'cos God Almighty is watching over you and hoping you don't abuse the gift of Free Will. ▲

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"The Chakras"

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The 7 main energy centers along the spine from the base of the body to the crown of the head that we need to keep balanced for health and harmony. ▲

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"God I Feel Good"

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A good life is a godly life, but sometimes that's easier said than done. There's no shame in asking for guidance from Heaven Above. ▲

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"Hell I Feel Great"

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Taking the path of least resistance and instant gratification can feel great at the time, but there is ALWAYS a cost, and sometimes it's totally unaffordable! ▲

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"All The Souls"

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God can be compared to a cloud, and all the souls are the raindrops. Humans aren't even aware of how PRIVILEGED they are to be here on Earth. ▲

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"Ghost Stories"

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Okay... I get it. You don't believe in ghosts... until something paranormal happens to you and you try to rationalize it as your "imagination". ▲

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"The Bohemian Graveyard"

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These lunatics like to congregate in Leekville Cemetery and dance around a giant vulture effigy with sheets over their heads while eating pizza. ▲

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"Reincarnation"

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If you didn't learn your life lessons the first time around you'll have to repeat the same grade AGAIN! This is an earth school... don't flunk your assignments!

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"The Rainbow Bridge"

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Someday we will cross a rainbow bridge and see all our loved ones... even the beloved animals in our lives. You can count on that! ▲

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"One Step Beyond"

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A Squeegee Board is a piece of wood with a squeegee that lets you talk to the ghosts... better watch what you ask it!

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"Butterflies From The Angels"

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The Angels communicate with us through "signs"... the scent of a flower, a coin on the ground, a happy thought, a butterfly. Keep an open mind.

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"Coins From Heaven"

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Our departed loved ones sometimes send little reminders to let us know they're still around us. Don't be blind to those signs.

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"The Life Review"

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Uh oh... this is a 'movie' that God shows us where we not only get to see our life, but we feel the emotions we caused in other people... positive and negative.

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"The Astral Travelers"

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It's not a dream! It is an out-of-body experience where consciousness separates from the body to travel to different realms on the astral plane.

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"The Akashic Records"

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It is a spiritual database or "library" that stores every thought, emotion, word, and action from every soul across all lifetimes... a cosmic energetic field.

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"The White Light"

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Individuals who have nearly died say it's the 'light at the end of the tunnel' of life... don't go near it if you're not ready to meet your maker!

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"The Silver Cord"

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An energetic 'cord' connecting the physical body to the astral body or soul, often described as a lifeline, the connection between spirit and body.

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