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MONEY TALES

Snail's Pace Productions LLC

Humorous Illustrated Stories

Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®

The Bizzy Buddies are crazy cartoons spewing forth from the fevered brain of Vuja Day, with topics ranging in extremes from God to the Devil, Life and Death and everything in between: Spirits, Aliens, Monsters, Human Behavior, Nature, Technology, Foreign Languages, Crypto Currency, Artificial Intelligence, Money, Tourism, Politics, Entertainment, Health, Nature, Urban Renewal, Land Development, Science, Globalism and World Domination, The Illuminati, topped with a dollop of light-hearted fare such as Fairy Tales, Classic Stories, Happy Holidays. Whew! Now I'm exhausted!

The World Turd Forum
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks. Nothing like green money and blackmail to win friends and influence enemies!

"Bug-Ex, Inc."

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Bug Ex Inc

Bug-hater Tommy Tuckus has to hire bug exterminators so often, he decides to BUY the bug-exterminator company when the owner retires.

Bug-Ex, Inc. →

"Cookin' The Books"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Cookin The Books

It's getting hot in the kitchen at The Leaning Tower of Pizza... and it's not just pizzas being cooked! ▲

Cookin' The Books →

"The Money Laundromat"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Money Laundromat

How can you have a clean conscience if you don't even have a conscience to begin with? Many members of the Global eLeeks have very 'clean' money.

The Money Laundromat →

"Bulls And Bears"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Bulls And Bears

Will the bulls butt the bears or versa vice? Who knows which way the wind blows and where the money flows on Fall Street.

Bulls And Bears →

"The Nasquack Index"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Nasquack Index Nasdaq

The Nasquack Index tracks the laughing-stock exchange and measures performance of commerce, media, and technology sectors on Fall Street.

The Nasquack Index →

"The Stocks Are Stacked"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Nasquack Index Nasdaq

Integrity is so passé. Unless you are one of the Global eLeeks, the Fall Street Laughing Stock Exchange is stacked against the ordinary honest investor.

The Stocks Are Stacked →

"The Lap Of Luxury"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Lap Of Luxury

Pretentious DeeDee Duncan just HAS to buy a hideously expensive purse from Ateliér Mércury. The money spent for it doesn't come from HER pocket though...

The Lap Of Luxury →

"Fiat Digital Economy"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Fiat Economy Fort Knoxious Fort Knox

A Fiat Digital Currency is a distrusted medium of exchange, or illegal tender, that is is backed by a storehouse of Fiat sportscars impounded at Fort Knoxious.

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"Fort Knoxious"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator Fiat Economy Fort Knoxious Fort Knox

The place where all the impounded Fiat sports cars, whose diminishing value back up our economy, are kept. Full of dented old cars and noxious gas fumes.

Fort Knoxious →

"The Criminal Preserve"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Criminal Preserve The Federal Reserve

The central bank maintains national financial instability, providing monetary services for the government to the detriment of the tax-paying populace.

The Criminal Preserve →

"Curse Of The Leek Diamond"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Curse Of The Leek Diamond

Leekville lore has it that the Leek Diamond has an evil curse on it, and whoever has ever worn it... terrible things have happened to them!

The Curse Of The Leek Diamond →

"In Gold We Trust"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator In Gold We Trust

To some people, the only god is GOLD. Money and power are more important than love and kindness. This makes the Devil Himself happy.

In Gold We Trust →

"The Golden Sheep"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Golden Sheep

Forget about worshipping the Golden Calf... go to the Leekville Bank and worship at the altar of the Golden Sheep (for a hefty admission price).

The Golden Sheep →

"The Greedy Little Mermaid"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Greedy Little Mermaid

Allium County Aquarium hires a Mermaid as the star attraction to boost tourism. The pirate's treasure chest starts to shrink... but HERS doesn't!

The Greedy Little Mermaid →

"The Luck O' The Leek"

The Bizzy Buddies Snail's Pace Productions Humorous Illustrated Stories Vuja Day Artist Illustrator The Luck O' The Leek

The WHAT (World Health & Tyranny) wants to make money from misery and offers leek farmer Troy Tuckus an offer he can't refuse... or can he?

The Luck O' The Leek →