"Leaza Goes To Follywood"
FOLLYWOOD
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
As the old adage goes... "There ain't no business like show business!"
The infamous intersection of Follywood and Whine... where dreams are dashed and hope is hopeless. The "name in lights" fantasy forgotten.
Join Joey Rainbow, lead singer of The Free Raticals as they go on tour (before their shows get cancelled).
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks. Nothing like green money and blackmail to win friends and influence enemies! ➔
"Curse Of The Medusa"
'C-List' actress Leaza Tuckus is offered the starring femme fatale role in 'Curse of the Medusa'. Her agent fails to inform her that her co-stars are LIVE snakes!
Curse Of The Medusa →
"The Hot Flashes"
Middle-aged 'hot mom' Tammy Tuckus follows her daughter to Follywood and ends up fronting heavy-menstrual hair band 'The Hot Flashes'.
The Hot Flashes →
"Extreme Unction - The Group"
The 4-letter word that begins with 'F' is 'Fame'. Maybe it's better to be unknown for the right reasons than to be known for the wrong reasons.
Extreme Unction - The Group →
"The Free RATicals"
The 'Free RATicals'... they are toxic and trashy, the band everyone loves to hate. They perform in costume, with giant RAT HEADS!
The Free RATicals →
"The Blue Tongue Heroes"
