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Humorous Illustrated Stories

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After her prom queen ballot-stuffing scheme is exposed via the WikiLeeks scandal, Leaza Tuckus drops out of Leekville High School.

In lieu of pursuing her "GED Degree" she opts instead a move to Follywood pursuing her goals of becoming a "spokes-model/actress".

"C-List" Follywood actress Leaza Tuckus is offered the starring femme fatale role in "The Curse of the Medusa".

Her low-rent agent Seymour Berkowitz doesn't reveal the "small-print" on her contract and she finds out too late that the job entails having to wear LIVE SNAKES in her hair!

Every Halloween there are a bunch of bohemian nutcases who congregate in Leekville Cemetery, in a weed-filled grove known as "The Bohemian Graveyard". They have pizza delivered from The Leaning Tower of Pizza and dance around a giant effigy of a vulture while wearing sheets over their heads. During this crazy ceremony they try contacting Ghosts with a Squeegee Board. Total bunch of lunatics!

Are we all just lost stars... trying to light up the dark. Think of Technology like fire. Technology can be very helpful... or it can be very harmful. Don't let the Global Eleeks take control of your mind, body and SOUL with the power of Technology. You have free will (at least for now...)

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Burpee Slush! The drink of blue-tongued heroes!

Hoping to cultivate the consumer market of slack-jawed gamers and basement dwellers everywhere, Burpee Slush offers "The Free RATicals" a sponsorship and advertising...

...but only Joey Rainbow gets to be in the ads!

Needless to say, this creates great acrimony within the group.
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The Cloud Of Surprise - "Cloud Shocked" ▶

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THE ASTRAL TRAVELERS

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The Aliens are trying to help the Humans help themselves and keep safe from The Nasty Masters... but only if the Humans want the help.

The Alien Time Travelers ▶

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This Is The Title Yes It Is
Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! t it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Ea
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This Is The Title Yes It Is
Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! t it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Ea

"Leaza Goes Follywood"

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In lieu of getting an education and graduating high school, Leaza Tuckus opts instead to go to Follywood and become a "star". Unfortunately her mother follows her...

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"Curse Of The Medusa"

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"C-List" Follywood actress Leaza Tuckus is offered the starring femme fatale role in "The Curse of the Medusa". Her agent fails to inform her that her co-stars are LIVE snakes!

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"The Hot Flashes"

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Middle-aged "hot mom" Tammy Tuckus follows her daughter to Follywood and ends up fronting a heavy menstrual menopause hair band "The Hot Flashes".

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"Extreme Unction - The Group"

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The 4-letter word that begins with "F" is "Fame". Maybe it's better to be unknown for the right reasons than to be known for the wrong!

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"The Free RATicals"

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The "Free RATicals"... they are toxic and trashy, the band everyone loves to hate. They perform in costume, with giant RAT HEADS!

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"The Blue Tongue Heroes"

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Burpee Slush Inc. hopes to cultivate the consumer market of slack-jawed gamers and basement dwellers by offering "The Free RATicals" an advertising contract.

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