"A Wrinkle In Slime"
HUMOROUS CLASSIC STORIES
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
The classic stories you had to read in high school are nothing like these crazy classics!
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks. Nothing like green money and blackmail to win friends and influence enemies! ➔
"Lord Of The Things"
Timmy Tuckus' version details hobbit robot Freddo Baggage's quest to destroy the source of evil power, the One Thing, in the fires of Mount Gloom.
Lord Of The Things →
"Eye Of Moron"
This symbol of the Dark Lord Moron's willful malice and surveillance, a 'window into nothingness... like a gamer gazing into a video monitor.
Eye Of Moron →
"Mount Gloom"
Mount Doom is a volcano in The Lord of the Things, the location where the Dark Lord Moron forged the evil One Thing and the only place it can be destroyed.
Mount Gloom →
"The Ant And The Grasshopper"
The lazy, self-indulgent Grasshopper sings and dances his way through summer while the Ant busily prepares for winter.
The Ant And The Grasshopper →
"Charlotte's Website"
Charlotte the spider tries to influence farmer Troy Tuckus from slaughtering Wilbur the pig by praising the porker with messages on her website.
Charlotte's Website →
"CinderLittler"
Poor little Littler is forced to do chores and wear her half-sister's hand-me-downs in Timmy Tuckus' retelling of the tale of Cinderella.
CinderLittler →
"Jake And The Beanstalk"
A farm boy trades his family's cow for magic jelly beans, which grow into a giant beanstalk leading to an angry giant's castle in the clouds.
Jake And The Beanstalk →
"Littler Lox And The Three Bears"
The tables are turned when the Three Bears intrude on the Humans... breaking their furniture, eating their bagels and lox and sleeping in their beds!
Littler Lox And The Three Bears →
"The Littler Mermaid"
Timmy Tuckus rewrites this bedtime story for his little sister Littler where a girl trades her voice to become a mermaid at the Allium County Aquarium.
The Littler Mermaid →
"The Littler Of Oz"
Timmy regales his little sister Littler with his version of 'The Wizard of Oz' complete with the Witch, Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion... and the RUBY SLIPPERS!
The Littler Of Oz →
"The Littler Princess"
A knock-off of 'The Little Prince'. A stranded traveler meets a Princess from another galaxy, featuring creatures like The Snake and The Baobab Tree.
The Littler Princess →
"Littler Red Riding Hood"
Littler is on a trek to GrandMa Tuckus' house and is followed by a hungry wolf when he learns that Littler's GrandMa has FORTY-TWO CATS!
Littler Red Riding Hood →
"Peter Cottontail And The Snail"
The classic story 'The Hare and the Tortoise' is updated Bizzy Buddy style. Peter Cottontail is pitted against Turbo the Snail in a long-distance race...
Peter Cottontail And The Snail →
"Rip Van Barley"
Sixteen-year old Barley doesn't want to get out of bed in the morning... especially when his dad is screaming at him to get a job!
Rip Van Barley →
"The Three Littler Pigs"
Timmy revises this bedtime story for his little sister. Three general contractor pigs get visited by a wolf from the Allium County Building And Safety Dept.
The Three Littler Pigs →
"Chicken Littler"
Panic is rampant and everyone's emotions run amok when Hannah the Hen is convinced the sky is falling and the world is going to end!
Chicken Littler →
"The Boy Who Cried SHEEP!"
Drama mongering troublemaker Jake Tuckus likes to lie about little things, so when something big happens, no one even believes him.
The Boy Who Cried SHEEP! →
"The Town Rat & The Country Rat"
