"In The Beginning..."
GOD ALMIGHTY
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
His name is God Almighty. He lives in Heaven Above and is responsible for creating The Entire Universe!
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks. Nothing like green money and blackmail to win friends and influence enemies! ➔
"God Almighty"
Despite what some people might believe, there IS a God and God created us in His image and likeness and God loves all of us... even the rotten ones! ▲
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"Heaven Above"
Heaven is a great place to go... it's not hot as Hell. It has pearly gates and clouds and and rainbows and angels and best of all... God Almighty! ▲
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"Vile Evil Devil"
The Devil Himself doesn't like anyone, including himself (with good reason). Don't be a friend of the Devil... 'cos he sure as hell ain't a friend of YOU! ▲
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"Hell Below"
Hell Below is a very hot place... and NOT in a good way! Once you go there, you can't escape. The Devil's dog Cerebrus won't let you leave. ▲
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"The Door Is Open..."
... And I'm Going Out The Window! ▲
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"Loosen The Noose"
Not forgiving someone is like drinking poison and hoping someone else dies. Forgiveness doesn't mean you 'forget'; it means you loosen the noose on your soul. ▲
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"Free Will Ain't Free"
God Almighty gave us free will to make our own decisions. Was that even a very good decision for God to make? ▲
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"Earth School"
Earth is a school. What kind of grades are YOU getting? No matter what, you'll probably do something ridiculously dumb and stupid. ▲
Earth School →
"The Lost Stars"
Who are we? Just a speck of dust in the galaxy. Are we all lost stars? Turn the page maybe we'll find a brand-new ending...▲
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"All You Need Is Love"
All you need is love... and that starts by loving others. (ha! ha! much easier said than done) ▲
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"Archie The Angel"
Archie the Angel is God's best buddy and loyal wingman (and/or woman). ▲
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"Angel Beside Us"
We might think we're alone and unprotected in this crazy world, but there is always Archie the Angel watching over us... "Out THERE, not in HERE" ▲
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"The Game Of Life"
Life is a game... and sometimes the Humans win, and sometimes they lose... it just depends how they look at it. ▲
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"The Prime Directive"
The Angels can't interfere with Humans and their life's trajectory. Humans have to ask for help, but the Angels can't do everything for them. ▲
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"Cerebrus The 3-Headed Dog"
The Devil Himself orders a specially-bred three-headed dog from an illegal puppy mill and he is in for a BIG surprise when the dog arrives! ▲
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"The Entire Universe"
We egocentric humans might think we are the only beings in the Entire Universe, but surprise... we are NOT alone. And we're not the smartest either!▲
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"Clouded By Emotion"
The Clouds Of Emotion follow Archie the Angel around the Universe. Sometimes humans get clouded by their emotions and drama ensues. ▲
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"A Fork In The Road"
We need to tune into the fork in the road... which direction will we take? Will it be left or right? God Almighty gave us the free will to make a choice. ▲
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"Planet Earth"
God Almighty gave the Humans a little wobbly ball called Earth to live on. Let's hope they don't destroy it! Let's not take our precious planet for granted. ▲
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"Mother Earth"
Mother Earth is getting sick and tired of being sick and tired of being taken for granted and treated like a big giant trash heap. ▲
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"In God We Trust"
You'd better watch out, you'd better not pout, be grateful 'cos God Almighty is watching over you and hoping you don't abuse the gift of Free Will. ▲
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"The Chakras"
The 7 main energy centers along the spine from the base of the body to the crown of the head that we need to keep balanced for health and harmony. ▲
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"God I Feel Good"
A good life is a godly life, but sometimes that's easier said than done. There's no shame in asking for guidance from Heaven Above. ▲
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"There's Magic In The Mundane"
Sometimes the best moments are smelling a flower, or watching a bird fly overhead or hearing a favorite song!
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"Hell I Feel Great"
Taking the path of least resistance and instant gratification can feel great at the time, but there is ALWAYS a cost, and sometimes it's totally unaffordable! ▲
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"All The Souls"
God can be compared to a cloud, and all the souls are the raindrops. Humans aren't even aware of how PRIVILEGED they are to be here on Earth. ▲
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"Reincarnation"
If you didn't learn your life lessons the first time around you'll have to repeat the same grade AGAIN! This is an earth school... don't flunk your assignments!
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"The Rainbow Bridge"
Someday we will cross a rainbow bridge and see all our loved ones... even the beloved animals in our lives. You can count on that! ▲
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"One Step Beyond"
A Squeegee Board is a piece of wood with a squeegee that lets you talk to the ghosts... better watch what you ask it!
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"Butterflies From The Angels"
The Angels communicate with us through "signs"... the scent of a flower, a coin on the ground, a happy thought, a butterfly. Keep an open mind.
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"Coins From Heaven"
Our departed loved ones sometimes send little reminders to let us know they're still around us. Don't be blind to those signs.
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"The Life Review"
Uh oh... this is a 'movie' that God shows us where we not only get to see our life, but we feel the emotions we caused in other people... positive and negative.
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"The Astral Travelers"
It's not a dream! It is an out-of-body experience where consciousness separates from the body to travel to different realms on the astral plane.
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"The Akashic Records"
It is a spiritual database or "library" that stores every thought, emotion, word, and action from every soul across all lifetimes... a cosmic energetic field.
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"The White Light"
Individuals who have nearly died say it's the 'light at the end of the tunnel' of life... don't go near it if you're not ready to meet your maker!
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"The Silver Cord"
