"In The Beginning..."
HUMAN BEHAVIOR
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies®
The Bizzy Buddies are crazy cartoons spewing forth from the fevered brain of Vuja Day, with topics ranging in extremes from God to the Devil, Life and Death and everything in between: Spirits, Aliens, Monsters, Human Behavior, Nature, Technology, Foreign Languages, Crypto Currency, Artificial Intelligence, Money, Tourism, Politics, Entertainment, Health, Nature, Urban Renewal, Land Development, Science, Globalism and World Domination, The Illuminati, topped with a dollop of light-hearted fare such as Fairy Tales, Classic Stories, Happy Holidays. Whew! Now I'm exhausted!
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks. Nothing like green money and blackmail to win friends and influence enemies! ➔
"God Almighty"
Despite what some people might believe, there IS a God and God created us in His image and likeness and God loves all of us... even the rotten ones! ▲
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"Heaven Above"
Heaven is a great place to go... it's not hot as Hell. It has pearly gates and clouds and and rainbows and angels and best of all... God Almighty! ▲
Heaven Above →
"Vile Evil Devil"
The Devil Himself doesn't like anyone, including himself (with good reason). Don't be a friend of the Devil... 'cos he sure as hell ain't a friend of YOU! ▲
The Devil Himself →
"Hell Below"
Hell Below is a very hot place... and NOT in a good way! Once you go there, you can't escape. The Devil's dog Cerebrus won't let you leave. ▲
Hell Below →
"The Door Is Open..."
... And I'm Going Out The Window! ▲
The Door Is Open →
"Loosen The Noose"
Not forgiving someone is like drinking poison and hoping someone else dies. Forgiveness doesn't mean you 'forget'; it means you loosen the noose on your soul. ▲
Loosen The Noose →
"Free Will Ain't Free"
God Almighty gave us free will to make our own decisions. Was that even a very good decision for God to make? ▲
Free Will Ain't Free →
"Earth School"
Earth is a school. What kind of grades are YOU getting? No matter what, you'll probably do something ridiculously dumb and stupid. ▲
Earth School →
"The Lost Stars"
Who are we? Just a speck of dust in the galaxy. Are we all lost stars? Turn the page maybe we'll find a brand-new ending...▲
The Lost Stars →
"All You Need Is Love"
All you need is love... and that starts by loving others. (ha! ha! much easier said than done) ▲
All You Need Is Love →
"Archie The Angel"
Archie the Angel is God's best buddy and loyal wingman (and/or woman). ▲
Archie The Angel →
"Angel Beside Us"
We might think we're alone and unprotected in this crazy world, but there is always Archie the Angel watching over us... "Out THERE, not in HERE" ▲
Angel Beside Us →
"The Game Of Life"
Life is a game... and sometimes the Humans win, and sometimes they lose... it just depends how they look at it. ▲
The Game Of Life →
"The Prime Directive"
The Angels can't interfere with Humans and their life's trajectory. Humans have to ask for help, but the Angels can't do everything for them. ▲
The Prime Directive →
"Clouded By Emotion"
The Clouds Of Emotion follow Archie the Angel around the Universe. Sometimes humans get clouded by their emotions and drama ensues. ▲
The Clouds Of Emotion →
"A Fork In The Road"
We need to tune into the fork in the road... which direction will we take? Will it be left or right? God Almighty gave us the free will to make a choice. ▲
A Fork In The Road →
"In God We Trust"
You'd better watch out, you'd better not pout, be grateful 'cos God Almighty is watching over you and hoping you don't abuse the gift of Free Will. ▲
In God We Trust →
"The Chakras"
The 7 main energy centers along the spine from the base of the body to the crown of the head that we need to keep balanced for health and harmony. ▲
The Chakras →
"God I Feel Good"
A good life is a godly life, but sometimes that's easier said than done. There's no shame in asking for guidance from Heaven Above. ▲
God I Feel Good →
"There's Magic In The Mundane"
Sometimes the best moments are smelling a flower, or watching a bird fly overhead or hearing a favorite song!
There's Magic In The Mundane →
"Hell I Feel Great"
Taking the path of least resistance and instant gratification can feel great at the time, but there is ALWAYS a cost, and sometimes it's totally unaffordable! ▲
Hell I Feel Great →
"The Adventures Of Supermom"
Bored with her routine as 'just' a 'housewife' and mother, Jane Tuckus puts her imagination to work and transcends the daily doldrums of life.
The Adventures Of Supermom →
"Allium General Hospital STAT!"
Oscar Frankowitz views the hospital like a spa vacation, with pretty nurses and his favorite green jello. Oscar just loves hospital food!
Allium General Hospital STAT! →
"Grandma Wants A Tattoo Too"
The Battling Tuckus Twins have a brief truce and decide to get matching tattoos. Ma Tuckus has a fit until she meets the tattoo artist!
Grandma Wants A Tattoo Too →
"Jake's Greatest Skate"
Jake Tuckus's arrogance and stupidity get the better of him when he shows off his skateboarding 'skills' and ends up going viral... AND into the hospital!
Jake's Greatest Skate →
"Littler's Biz, Inc."
Littler has alot to learn about marketing and truth in advertising when she sells Japanese maple seedlings and gets a visit from the Better Business Bureau.
Littler's Biz, Inc. →
"Must Love Garlic"
Ma Tuckus has decided the time is right to find Mr. Wrong. Much to the chagrin of her adult children, Ma creates an online dating profile! ▲
Must Love Garlic →
"Pretzels In Bed"
Love means accepting the other person's idiosyncracies. Love means forgiving them for eating in bed and leaving crumbs everywhere. ▲
Pretzels In Bed →
"The Rotten Apples"
Humans are like apples; there are shiny, healthy, good ones and nasty, rotten, worm-ridden ones. That's what happens when humans are given Free Will. ▲
The Rotten Apples →
"At A Snail's Pace"
Tommy Tuckus is a frantic Type-A morning person who absolutely does NOT understand his teenage son Barley who is a mellow Type-B night person.
At A Snail's Pace →
"Something Stinks Here"
Type-B Barley is at odds with his Type-A father when Barley wants to start an organic compost business much to the chagrin of his money-driven dad.
Something Stinks Here →
"Troy Tuckus"
When Troy Tuckus inherits his half of Tuckus Family Farm, he works hard to keep the farm afloat, even in the face of modern life and impending 'progress'.
Troy Tuckus →
"Tommy Tuckus"
When Tommy Tuckus inherits his half of Tuckus Family Farm, he sells it to land developers who then mow it down to build a housing subdivision.
Tommy Tuckus →
"The Battling Tuckus Twins"
Country-bumpkin Troy and his city-slicker fraternal twin brother Tommy have nothing in common except for their absolute disdain for one another.
The Battling Tuckus Twins →
"Bug-Ex, Inc."
Bug-hater Tommy Tuckus has to hire bug exterminators so often, he decides to BUY the bug-exterminator company when the owner retires.
Bug-Ex, Inc. →
"Cookin' The Books"
It's getting hot in the kitchen at The Leaning Tower of Pizza... and it's not just pizzas being cooked! ▲
Cookin' The Books →
"Curse Of The Leek Diamond"
Leekville lore has it that the Leek Diamond has an evil curse on it, and whoever has ever worn it... terrible things have happened to them!
The Curse Of The Leek Diamond →
"In Gold We Trust"
To some people, the only god is GOLD. Money and power are more important than love and kindness. This makes the Devil Himself happy.
In Gold We Trust →
"The Golden Sheep"
Forget about worshipping the Golden Calf... go to the Leekville Bank and worship at the altar of the Golden Sheep (for a hefty admission price).
The Golden Sheep →
"The Luck O' The Leek"
The WHAT (World Health & Tyranny) wants to make money from misery and offers leek farmer Troy Tuckus an offer he can't refuse... or can he?
The Luck O' The Leek →
"The Allium County Visitors Bureau"
Allium County is a world-class, mouth-watering and eye-watering tourist destination where the most sulphury onions, garlic and leeks are grown!
The Allium County Visitors Bureau →
"Leekville"
Leekville is a formerly sleepy little town in Allium County that has mushroomed in growth since being crowned the "Leek Growing Capital Of The World"!
Leekville →
"The Leekville Legacy"
To fully appreciate the hot gossip about the residents who reside in Leekville, you need to know the back-story (and back-stabbing) behind the scenes! ▲
The Leekville Legacy →
"World Famous Leek Icecream"
This is one icecream that'll make you scream! A once-in-a-lifetime taste treat, because once you have it, you'll never want to have it again! ▲
World Famous Leek Icecream →
"The Allium County Fair"
The Allium County Fair is an annual community event showcasing the best (and the worst) of the local agricultural products, livestock, arts, and culture. ▲
The Allium County Fair →
"The Annual Leek Festival"
This much-heralded event happens only once a year (thank God!) and features costumes, carnival rides, a parade and the crowning of Miss Leek! ▲
The Annual Leek Festival →
"Miss Leek"
There will be lots of tears and mascara running along with squeals of glee when some lucky gal is crowned Miss Leek at the Annual Leek Festival. ▲
Miss Leek →
"Leaza Goes To Follywood"
In lieu of graduating high school, Leaza Tuckus opts instead to go to Follywood to become a 'star'. Unfortunately her mother follows her there...
Leaza Goes To Follywood →
"Curse Of The Medusa"
'C-List' actress Leaza Tuckus is offered the starring femme fatale role in 'Curse of the Medusa'. Her agent fails to inform her that her co-stars are LIVE snakes!
Curse Of The Medusa →
"The Hot Flashes"
Middle-aged 'hot mom' Tammy Tuckus follows her daughter to Follywood and ends up fronting heavy-menstrual hair band 'The Hot Flashes'.
The Hot Flashes →
"Extreme Unction - The Group"
The 4-letter word that begins with 'F' is 'Fame'. Maybe it's better to be unknown for the right reasons than to be known for the wrong reasons.
Extreme Unction - The Group →
"The Free RATicals"
The 'Free RATicals'... they are toxic and trashy, the band everyone loves to hate. They perform in costume, with giant RAT HEADS!
The Free RATicals →
"The Blue Tongue Heroes"
Burpee Slush Inc. hopes to cultivate the consumer market of slack-jawed gamers and basement dwellers by offering 'The Free RATicals' an advertising contract.
The Blue Tongue Heroesa →
"Pleasant Façade Estates"
An upscale paradise! Half the farmland in Allium County is mowed down to make way for this posh subdivision of hoity-toity McMansions. ▲
Pleasant Façade Estates →
"Let's Paint The House Orange"
Tammy Tuckus embarks on yet another one of her insufferable and expensive remodeling projects and wants to paint the entire house ORANGE! ▲
Let's Paint The House Orange →
"The Homeowners Association"
The members of the Pleasant Façade Estates HOA are a busybody bunch of wacked-out weaklings who flock like birds to seek power in groups. ▲
The Homeowners Association →
"Noah And The HOA"
Nerves are fraught and tempers are hot when the Pleasant Façade Estates Home Owners Association fines Noah for building an ark in his own yard! ▲
Noah And The HOA →
"NIMDY (Not In My Damn Yard)"
The NIMDYs are a sanctimonious bunch who support any trendy cause that doesn't cause THEM inconvenience or cost them time or money.
NIMDY (Not In My Damn Yard) →
"The Allium County Aquarium"
This natural habitat tourist destination falls prey to water quality issues stemming from the damming of Leek Lake and Leek Creek.
The Allium County Aquarium →
"Aquarium Board Of Directors Scandal"
The board is infiltrated by an abnormal number of members of the Development Party, who want to boost tourism and incoming dollars (for themselves).
Aquarium Board Of Directors Scandal →
"Against The Tide"
Do you ever feel like you're swimming "against the tide"? Well, join the Bizzy Buddies ocean fish who feel like they stick out like a sore thumb too.
Against The Tide →
"Swimming Upstream"
Sometimes being single and trying to find a mate can feel like a laborous, onerous chore. The Bizzy Buddies fish who have to swim upstream to spawn can totally relate!
Swimming Upstream →
"An Alligator On The Farm"
A pampered pet needs to 'beware' when he suddenly finds himself out of his element and is dependent upon the kindness of strangers.
An Alligator On The Farm →
"The Ding-A-Ling Bros Family Circus"
The 'Ding-A-Ling Bros Family Circus' is coming to town with its cast of crazy characters! Hopefully it will also be leaving town soon too!
The Ding-A-Ling Bros Family Circus →
"The Meow Hour"
Ma Tuckus is nowhere to be found. No one knows where Ma Tuckus is, until they find her at home in bed... covered in cats!
The Meow Hour →
"The Cat Whisperer"
Ma Tuckus is finding it harder to live on her own, and that means she needs help caring for her huge menagerie of cats, especially her pampered pet Pierre.
The Cat Whisperer →
"Noah's Ark"
The NIMDYs living in Pleasant Façade Estates are getting nervous about Noah and his ark construction project and his dire weather reports...
Noah's Ark →
"The Garden Of Eatin' "
Thunder clouds abound when the Home Owners Association gets complaints about residents' yards destroyed by the animals escaping from Bizzyland Zoo.
The Garden Of Eatin' →
"Timmy Gets A Pet"
All the other kids in Pleasant Façade Estates have pets. Timmy Tuckus tries convincing his highly-allergic dad to let him have a pet too.
Timmy Gets A Pet →
"Whatta Catastrophe!"
Ma Tuckus is getting frustrated and angered by her three adult children and threatens to leave everything in her will to her cat Pierre.
Whatta Catastrophe! →
"The Grandpa Tree"
The old apple tree was planted 100 years ago by Old Man Tuckus, sitting on the property line between The Battling Tuckus Twins adjoining lots.
The Grandpa Tree →
"That Doggone Dogwood!"
The Pleasant Façade Estates HOA wants to rip out the offending dogwood tree they think is responsible for destroying the sub-division's sewer lines!
That Doggone Dogwood! →
"The Low-Hanging Fruit"
