"The Boulderfella Family"
LEEKVILLE MALL
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
What lurks inside The Leekville Mall? Leekville Mall's food court features (in)edible delectables at Leaning Tower of Pizza, custom-made burgers at Build-A-Burger and of course the omnipresent Burpee Slush stand.
The nefarious billionaire Boulderfella Family owns Leekville mall, plus all the food joints. The corporate headquarters for Build-A-Burger, The Leaning Tower of Pizza and Burpee Slush are all located within the mall.
The Leekville Mall is a microcosm of society... another crass monument to commercialism. However, the Global eLeeks would never deign to shop here. This is more for the plebian "Suburban Dwellers", who want to gape, gawk and gulp their Burpees.
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The Cloud Of Surprise - "Cloud Shocked" ▶
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THE ASTRAL TRAVELERS
The Aliens are trying to help the Humans help themselves and keep safe from The Nasty Masters... but only if the Humans want the help.
The Alien Time Travelers ▶
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The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
The Cloud Of Surprise - "Cloud Shocked" ▶
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Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! t it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out
The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Ea
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Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! t it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out
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"Leekville Mall"
The billionaire Boulderfella Family, who owns the Leekville Mall, are getting desperate for tenants because everyone is moving out due to high rents!
Leekville Mall →
"66 Flavors Icecream"
66 Flavors Icecream boasts a treat-filled menu that will fulfill your gastronomic dreams... featuring Allium County's much-heralded 'Leek Icecream'!
66 Flavors Icecream →
"Build-A-Burger"
Test your intestinal fortitude... made-to-order customized burgers. Try saurkraut or peanut butter or even chocolate on your burgers (or all 3 together!)
Build-A-Burger →
"Burpee Slush"
Burpee Slush Inc. is featuring 'rock star' Joey Rainbow in their ad campaign, much to the chagrin (and intense jealousy) of his fellow bandmates.
Burpee Slush →
"The Leaning Tower Of Pizza"
This pizza joint has been hit with several class-action lawsuits related to health department issues and also complaints about money laundering.
The Leaning Tower Of Pizza →
"Cookin' The Books"
It's getting hot in the kitchen at The Leaning Tower of Pizza... and it's not just pizzas being cooked! ▲
Cookin' The Books →
"Marie Antoinette's Cakes & Pastries"
You'll lose your head over these yummy, gooey rich French pastries and special-occasion cakes that revolutionize what high-end desserts are all about!
Marie Antoinette's Cakes & Pastries →
"The Knives Of Damocles"
Talk about a very pointed purchase incentive... this high-end cutlery shop displays its inventory of sharp knives dangling from the ceiling of the store!
The Knives Of Damocles →
"L'Ateliér Mércüry"
Move over Hermès... don't overlook this over-the-top, over-priced and over-hyped mall shop where a cheap scarf costs more than a car!
L'Ateliér Mércüry →
"Tatu's Tattoos"
Tatu can do any tattoo! Whatever design you desire. No request is too weird for Tatu to do. Take advantage of the two-for-one bogo deals.
Tatu's Tattoos →
"Tootsie's Toy Store"
Every kid will find every kind of toy that's imaginable. What a fun place to be! For young and old. Bring lotsa money$$!!
Tootsie's Toy Store →
"Pandora's Box"
Your eyes will cross and your mouth will foam when you see all the mannequins draped in the finest undulating undies of Allium County.
Pandora's Box →
"Bijou's Jewels"
Gorgeous jewelry awaits you and your wallet! Loan officers are on staff to help you refinance your home to buy a lousy necklace that's price-inflated 500x.
Bijou's Jewels →
"Broken Record Music"
This store serves as ground zero for illustrious bands as The Free RATicals. Music instruments, vinyl and all kinds of musical resources are at your disposal.
Broken Record Music →
"The Vapid Vapor"
These vapors will make every vaper vapid. Witness the world's biggest hookah. Must be 18 or over. Must sign a psychiatric waiver to enter.
The Vapid Vapor →
"The Whine Bar"
Belly up to the bar and whine about how miserable you are and we guarantee you'll feel ALOT worse tomorrow morning!
The Whine Bar →
"Dragon Lady Nails & Beauty"
Professional beauty consultants on staff. You'll look like a million bucks after you shell out about a million bucks to get the talons of your dreams!
Dragon Lady Nails & Beauty →
"The Gamey Gamers"
Attention slack-jawed gamers of Allium County... good hygiene and good manners are not a prerequisite to hang out at this video hang-out. Just money.
The Gamey Gamers →
"Leekville Electronics"
Every electric gadget can be found here. You can plug in, turn on, tune in and tune out. Everything to help you achieve your electronic ecstasy.
Leekville Electronics →
"Nature's Crystals"
Rock hounds abound at this emporium of beautiful stones, crystals and semi precious gems. Oooh and ahhh at the beauty bestowed by Mother Earth!
Nature's Crystals →
"Purdy's Pets"
Enter at your own risk. A cacophonous melange of barking, howling, hissing and screeching mammals, reptiles and water creatures awaits you!
Purdy's Pets →
"Grosstein's Groceries"
High-end marketing with low-end quality... and yet this one-stop grocery shop will still feed your needs. Empty your wallet and fill your belly!
Grosstein's Groceries →
"The Dollar Laundromat"
