NATURE's CRYSTALS

The beauty of Allium County nature awaits you in this rock-filled, awe-inspiring shop.

Every Halloween there are a bunch of bohemian nutcases who congregate in Leekville Cemetery, in a weed-filled grove known as "The Bohemian Graveyard". They have pizza delivered from The Leaning Tower of Pizza and dance around a giant effigy of a vulture while wearing sheets over their heads. During this crazy ceremony they try contacting Ghosts with a Squeegee Board. Total bunch of lunatics!

The cash-king of the Leekville Mall food court is "Build-a-Burger"... until a bad case of food poisoning sickens the minions!

Lots of filthy and unhygienic practices are uncovered... but the WHAT (World Health and Tyranny) refuses to do anything about it.

Leekville Mall's food court also features (in)edible delectables from the competing "Leaning Tower of Pizza" and "Burpee Slush".

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The Aliens are trying to help the Humans help themselves and keep safe from The Nasty Masters... but only if the Humans want the help.

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"Leekville Mall"

The super-rich Boulderfella Family, who owns the Leekville Mall, are getting desperate for commercial tenants because everyone is moving out due to high rents!

Leekville Mall →

"Build-A-Burger"

At Build-A-Burger you get to design customized burgers made-to-order. Even if you want saurkraut or peanut butter on your burgers, they can do it for you.

Build-A-Burger →

"Burpee Slush"

Their ad slogan is "The Drink Of Blue-Tongued Heroes" and they hire "rock star" Joey Rainbow to be featured in their advertising campaign, much to the chagrin (and intense jealousy) of his fellow bandmates.

Burpee Slush →

"The Leaning Tower Of Pizza"

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There is no such thing as the Scales of Justice in this political world when the Scales of Injustice is far more profitable in power (according to THEM) They are no better than anyone else. They're rotten leeks... The Global Eleeks!

The Leaning Tower Of Pizza →

"66 Flavors Icecream"

66 Flavors Icecream boasts a treat-filled menu that will fulfill your gastronomic dreams. This must-see mall destination features Allium County's much-heralded "Leek Icecream"!

66 Flavors Icecream →

"Marie Antoinette's Cakes & Pastries"

You'll lose your head over these yummy, gooey rich French pastries and special-occasion cakes that revolutionize what high-end desserts are all about.

Marie Antoinette's Cakes & Pastries →

"The Knives Of Damocles"

Talk about a very pointed purchase incentive... this high-end cutlery shop displays its inventory of sharp knives dangling from the ceiling of the store!

The Knives Of Damocles →

"L'Ateliér Mércüry"

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Move over Hermès... don't overlook this over-the-top, over-priced and over-hyped mall shop where a cheap scarf costs more than a car!

L'Ateliér Mércüry →

"The Dollar Laundromat"

After you wear the fancy clothes from L'Ateliér Mércüry you can wash them at The Dollar Laundromat... along with any other "dirty money" you might have.