"Snail's Pace Productions Pleasant Facade Estates The Bizzy Buddies

The Night Before Christmas humorous illustrated story featuring The Bizzy Buddies writer illustrator Vuja Day

SCENE 1
INT. HOUSE - AFTERNOON

The Power Plant decrees that energy use will be cheaper between 9pm to 9am. So then everyone starts using their appliances at that time, and then the Power Plant decrees that now the time between 9pm to 9am will be MORE expensive, due to the over-use at those times.

The Power Plant wants to destroy the economy, starts printing alot of money,

The vile, evil trillionaire and his weak son Aleek are part of The Alliuminati, and they wallpaper their palace walls with money! They are the top of The Eleeks. They are the money machine that powers the Power Plant. TIMMY: Plants are like people.

GRANDPA TREE: It's the other way around. People are like plants.

TIMMY: People are like plants?

The young people who are "weak saplings".

the vines that grow wild, strangling their host. they need to be clipped at the nodes to achieve a proper branching for health and beauty

Plants are ruthless! They're very territorial. They're very "reactive". They don't have a strategy, they just react. Primitive reasoning. They'll grow right over their neighbors and choke out their space and then they all die. They don't help each other "up", they want to grow right "over" the other guy, But if they'd HELP each other, they'd ALL grow up straight and tall and support each other and all get the same amount of sun. The plant below gets no sunlight and dies, and the plant above, its roots rot and then IT dies. But if they'd help each other to ALL stand up straight, they'd ALL get sun and their roots won't rot

But instead the whole thing gets choked out and they all die.

The reason plants have stayed stunted at their primitive level of evolution/communication is because they have not learned to work together, to get along.

Plants growing OVER each other, rather than straight up tall together (except sunflowers - they are a more communal plant)

Plants are the most highly competitive and territorial, vicious species on the planet. Because of this, they are not a communal society (some are, like rhizomes, or sunflowers).

plants that are pruned are healthier

plants are the most competitive species on earth. They have never learned how to cooperate with fellow plants. They crowd with their roots. They shade with their leaves. They litter with their leaves. They poison the soil with their sap. And that's why their level of communication is still stunted/primitive level/minimal. Plants are/can be vicious!
The clingy vine that needs boundaries set, has to be pruned. they develop stronger branches which enable them to make it in the world. The tendril that doesn't get clipped keeps growing long and weak and withery with no limits. It's like a shaggy out-of-style haircut versus a trendy clean cut.
The Grandpa tree talks about various plant/people types: Vines (clingy) Redwoods (strong) crepe myrtle (showy) privets (very fertile, seedlings everywhere) young plants needto be pruned. They need boundaries. When you clip the end of the young stalk, it grows tougher and more resilient and puts forth more growth. Stalks that have no boundaries, no pruning, grow flimsy: loose and wild and stringy and weak Do unto others what you want done unto you. The Golden Cree You have to think... what would I want someone to do to/for/with me? The Narcissists are from another realm Plants that are pruned are healthier Humans with boundaries are healthier If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be? If you could be ANY plant, what plant would you WANT to be? So now you have to look at the things that will help you achieve those goals Plants are ruthless! They're very territorial and they'll grow right over their neighbors and choke out their space and then they all die. That's why plants havent evolved very much, it's because they don't help each other "up", they want to grow right over the other guy, and then the whole thing gets choked out and they all die. But if they'd HELP each other, they'd ALL grow up straight and tall and support each other and all get the same amount of sun. Plants growing OVER each other, rather than straight up tall together (except sunflowers - they are a more communal plant) plants that are pruned are healthier The plant below gets no sunlight and dies, and the plant above, its roots rot and then IT dies. But if they'd help each other to ALL stand up straight, they'd ALL get sun and their roots won't rot

The subversive plan: create an epidemic to create fear and division (ovis syndrome)
Create a "cure" that can generate alot of money for The Eleeks
let society degenerate: lawlessness, judges on the payola, politicians on the payola
The "politicians" are purposely trying to destroy us They are ANTI HUMAN







DeeDee Duncan has to hire a limo for Senator Dick Tate: the only one she could get was a pink VW bug limosine. Senator Dick Tate is furious! DeeDee Duncan: New campaign: "Don't Take a Leak in Leek Creek!"
Senator Dick Tate and the gal he gets a job as visitors bureau, always misspelling words. FECES. The Senator's clothes where his gal connects him with Tatu. The two battling fraternal twin brothers are running against each other in the Allium County election.

Senator Dick Tate sets up his "associate" DeeDee Duncan (mistress) to be Director of the Allium County Visitors Bureau. She misspells pertinent things: stupid person doing the marketing for Leekville. First they misspell "Leek" as "Leak". Then they misspell "Capitol" "Capital" (shrugging) "So what... it's just one letter...."
DeeDee Duncan is in charge of ordering signs, printings for 'Save Leek Lake'. He was told to have printed "Leave Leek Lake Alone". Jake came back with signs saying "Leave Leek Lake A Loan"
You and your like-minded ilk

The Power Plant and Senator Dick Tate are in cahoots with one another

Senator Dick Tate commissions a "campaign wardrobe" from his campaign funds

later on, DeeDee Duncan and the Senator go off together, and she sees the alligator on the farm and decides she wants an alligator luggage set.

DeeDee Duncan does the Allium County marketing "Take a Leak at the Leekville Mall". She leaves the cedilla off the "C" on Pleasant Facade Estates" ("I thought it was a piece of hair...")A board member has a fit because there is no cedilla on the "C" in "Facade". DeeDee Duncan left off the cedilla. TOMMY: (off camera)
(bellowing)
Hear ye! Hear ye!
The meeting is about
to commence!






TOMMY: (off camera)
"Enjoy it??! You're
not supposed to enjoy.
your job!


Tommy storms into the room, bug-eyed with rage!

Barley's shirt slogan "It's OK to be OK"

TOMMY: All I can say is... "Get a job!!"



TAMMY:
What did you say?!


LITTLER:
(meekly)
i am i am


TAMMY:
That's more like it.


LEAZA:
Hey! What are you
doing to the dish
soap?!

LITTLER:
!-- (meekly)
--> That's my rainbow

Leaza impatiently grabs the multi-colored bottle, and ends up mixing the colors together into a khaki-colored goo

Littler screams out as Tammy grabs the bottle and the colors all mix together

LEAZA:
(shuddering
in disgust)
This isn't rainbow
colored... this is a
yucky color!

TAMMY: Oh for cryin' out loud... JOEY RAINBOW:
(shuddering)
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