DEE DEE DUNCAN
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
Haughty, arrogant and condescending... DeeDee Duncan is a former news media personality and the right-hand ASSistant to Senator Dick Tate. A graduate of the Poison Ivy League Hardturd University, Dee Dee thinks she's alot smarter than she really is.
When a lonely alligator ends up on Tuckus Family Farm in Leekville, DeeDee Duncan ingratiates him with cookies, cakes and candy. He thinks she's being friendly, but little does the alligator know... DeeDee really wants to fatten him up so she can have alligator skin suitcases made out of him!
Dee Dee Duncan accompanies Senator Dick Tate on the campaign trail and helps him find a 'stylist' to help him with his campaign wardrobe... with disastrous results!
The infamous "Leek Diamond" is on display at the Allium Metropolitan Museum. Legend has it the diamond is cursed, and bad things happen to those who wear it. But that doesn't stop Dee Dee Duncan from demanding to wear the diamond to the Met Gala...
Dee Dee Duncan is an "honorary alumnus" of that Poison Ivy League school Hardturd University, despite having only finished one semester there.