SENATOR DICK TATE
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
Senator Dick Tate is being groomed by the World Turd Forum as the heir (and HAIR) apparent, the next leader of The New World Disorder. Oh what a mess Planet Earth will be in if Humans let that happen!
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global Eleeks. Nothing like green money and blackmail to win friends and influence enemies!
Senator Dick Tate hits the the campaign trail with a brand-new wardrobe, gratis of tax-payer money. His stalwart ASSistant Dee Dee Duncan leads him into the creative hands of a self-styled 'stylist'... Tatu.
No one is above the law... except for members of the Alliuminati, the Global eLeeks, and all the various (and voracious) politicians like Count Gruesome. Rules and taxes only apply to the "little people"..
"Either Ur In Or Ur Out"
When the dread disease Ovis Syndrome hits the populace, Senator Dick Tate is given the dubious honor of heading the marketing campaign for the Ovis Vaccine, which is made from the urine of sheep that eat leeks!
"F.E.C.E.S"
Another dubious honor is bestowed upon Senator Dick Tate when he is made head of the Federal Energy Commission of Environmental Studies (F.E.C.E.S.)