THE SHAPE SHIFTERS
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
The Space Aliens tried to help us to help ourselves. God Almighty help us! Keep us safe from The Devil Himself. Beam me up Scotty! Even The Space Aliens are getting disillusioned with us.
The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a Dream Trip to Planet Earth... but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! To make the situation worse, their inter-galactic travel agent won't refund them for their mental anguish, pain and suffering!
Mystery and mayhem hit Allium County when strange Crop Circles show up in the leek fields at Tuckus Family Farm. The only human who witnesses the crop circles is 16-year old Barley Tuckus and no one believes him... especially his own family!
The County Ultra Security Surveillance (CUSS) is headed by The Deep Stake's most corrupt and blundering Reptilians in the world! You see them shift before your eyes... your 'lying eyes' as 'they' would like you to believe. Please, you need to trust your instincts.
If we use our Free Will to succomb to The Devil Himself and do alot of bad things and are totally unrehabilitative, we will end up in Hell Below and The Devil Himself's three-headed dog Cerebrus will bite us if we try to leave!
With the addition of the Mermaid attraction, the Allium County Aquarium initially sees a booming increase in revenue. When the Mermaid's agent Seymour Berkowitz discovers this, he tries renegotiating her contract for a percentage of ticket sales.
To churn up tourism excitement, Allium Metropolitan Museum collaborates with the Aquarium, lending their precious jewel collection for display in the Aquarium's underwater scenes.
When the treasure chest display is installed at the Aquarium, the jewels mysteriously start disappearing! With public focus on the WikiLeeks Scandal, the Mermaid is suspected of pilfering the jewels from the treasure chest. Further scrutiny reveals that the Mermaid might not be a REAL mermaid at all... conspiracy theories abound!
The Allium County Aquarium eventually falls prey to water quality issues stemming from the damming of Leek Lake and Leek Creek, which the Development Party supports in defiance of the Ecology Party. Most of the Ecology Party members live in Pleasant Façade Estates and they want to divert water from Leek Lake so they can water their manicured lawns and expensive landscape.
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The Aliens are trying to help the Humans help themselves and keep safe from The Nasty Masters... but only if the Humans want the help.
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The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
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God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
"The Space Aliens"
Space Aliens are like humans... there are nice ones out there, and there are some mean ones. Let's hope that Planet Earth attracts the nice ones!
The Space Aliens →
"Gifts From The Aliens"
The good Space Aliens have gifts of knowledge to bestow upon us. Will we be gracious enough to accept their gifts?
Gifts From The Aliens →
"What The Crop?!"
Mysterious crop circles crop up in the leek fields at Tuckus Family Farm. Unfortunately, they disappear before they can be properly documented.
What The Crop?! →
"Outer Space"
Outer Space is far-out, way-out... as far away from Earth as possible.
Outer Space →
"Galloping Galaxies"
The galaxies far, far away don't need (or want) a bunch of stupid humans coming over to them and trying to take over. What's going to happen next?
Galloping Galaxies →
"The Reptilians"
No louche lounge lizards here... these Reptilian Aliens have control over the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks.
The Reptilians →
"The Reptilian Brain"
"They" say reptile brains are smaller than human brains... but is that REALLY true? Hmmmmm....
The Reptilian Brain →
"The Shape Shifters"
You see them shift before your eyes... your 'lying eyes' as 'they' would like you to believe. Please, you need to trust your instincts.
The Shape Shifters →
This Is The Title Yes It Is
Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE! t it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!
The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth.. but it turns out
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