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WHAT THE CROP?!

Snail's Pace Productions LLC

Humorous Illustrated Stories

Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®

Mystery and mayhem hit Allium County when strange Crop Circles show up in the leek fields at Tuckus Family Farm. The only human who witnesses the crop circles is 16-year old Barley Tuckus and no one believes him... especially his own family!

Mysterious crop circles crop up in the leek fields at Tuckus Family Farm. Unfortunately, the Reptilians make them disappear before they can be properly documented.

The County Ultra Security Surveillance (CUSS) is headed by The Deep Stake's most corrupt and blundering Reptilians in the world!

With the addition of the Mermaid attraction, the Allium County Aquarium initially sees a booming increase in revenue. When the Mermaid's agent Seymour Berkowitz discovers this, he tries renegotiating her contract for a percentage of ticket sales.

To churn up tourism excitement, Allium Metropolitan Museum collaborates with the Aquarium, lending their precious jewel collection for display in the Aquarium's underwater scenes.

When the treasure chest display is installed at the Aquarium, the jewels mysteriously start disappearing! With public focus on the WikiLeeks Scandal, the Mermaid is suspected of pilfering the jewels from the treasure chest. Further scrutiny reveals that the Mermaid might not be a REAL mermaid at all... conspiracy theories abound!

The Allium County Aquarium eventually falls prey to water quality issues stemming from the damming of Leek Lake and Leek Creek, which the Development Party supports in defiance of the Ecology Party. Most of the Ecology Party members live in Pleasant Façade Estates and they want to divert water from Leek Lake so they can water their manicured lawns and expensive landscape.

"Alien Time Travelers"

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The Alien Family from Outer Space wins a 'dream trip' to Planet Earth... but it turns out to be a NIGHTMARE!

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"The Space Aliens"

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Space Aliens are like humans... there are nice ones out there, and there are some mean ones. Let's hope that Planet Earth attracts the nice ones!

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"Gifts From The Aliens"

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The good Space Aliens have gifts of knowledge to bestow upon us. Will we be gracious enough to accept their gifts?

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"What The Crop?!"

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Mysterious crop circles crop up in the leek fields at Tuckus Family Farm. Unfortunately, they disappear before they can be properly documented.

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"Outer Space"

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Outer Space is far-out, way-out... as far away from Earth as possible.

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"Galloping Galaxies"

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The galaxies far, far away don't need (or want) a bunch of stupid humans coming over to them and trying to take over. What's going to happen next?

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"The Reptilians"

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No louche lounge lizards here... these Reptilian Aliens have control over the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks.

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"The Reptilian Brain"

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"They" say reptile brains are smaller than human brains... but is that REALLY true? Hmmmmm....

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"The Shape Shifters"

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You see them shift before your eyes... your 'lying eyes' as 'they' would like you to believe. Please, you need to trust your instincts.

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