BUSINESS CARTOONS
Business dealings are a necessary transaction of value in a healthy society. Business goes sour when it comes from a place of power and control.
"Troy Tuckus"
When Troy Tuckus inherits his half of Tuckus Family Farm, he works hard to keep the farm afloat, even in the face of modern life and impending 'progress'.
Troy Tuckus →
"Tommy Tuckus"
When Tommy Tuckus inherits his half of Tuckus Family Farm, he sells it to land developers who then mow it down to build a housing subdivision.
Tommy Tuckus →
"The Battling Tuckus Twins"
Country-bumpkin Troy and his city-slicker fraternal twin brother Tommy have nothing in common except for their absolute disdain for one another.
The Battling Tuckus Twins →
"The Global eLeeks"
These limp, soggy, overdone veggies are NOT elite. They are no better than anyone else. They're rotten leeks... the Global eLeeks!
The Global Eleeks →
"The Development Party"
The Development Party supports growing business and tourism in Allium County. Their focus is making money... lots of money... for THEMSELVES!
The Development Party →
"The Ecology Party"
The Ecology Party supports farming and climate sustainable practices. They have good intentions to protect Planet Earth but are somewhat gullible.
The Ecology Party →
"The Boulderfella Family"
These bottom-feeders inherited their fast-food fortune through acquisition of burger joints like "Build-A-Burger" and other various nefarious investments.
The Boulderfella Family →
"WikiLeeks"
Tweet! Tweet! Let's blow some whistles on the fraud and corruption pertaining to government officials and their unsavory co-horts in Allium County.
WikiLeeks →
"Bug-Ex, Inc."
Bug-hater Tommy Tuckus has to hire bug exterminators so often, he decides to BUY the bug-exterminator company when the owner retires.
Bug-Ex, Inc. →
"Cookin' The Books"
It's getting hot in the kitchen at The Leaning Tower of Pizza... and it's not just pizzas being cooked! ▲
Cookin' The Books →
"The Money Laundromat"
How can you have a clean conscience if you don't even have a conscience to begin with? Many members of the Global eLeeks have very 'clean' money.
The Money Laundromat →
"Bulls And Bears"
Will the bulls butt the bears or versa vice? Who knows which way the wind blows and where the money flows on Fall Street.
Bulls And Bears →
"The Nasquack Index"
The Nasquack Index tracks the laughing-stock exchange and measures performance of commerce, media, and technology sectors on Fall Street.
The Nasquack Index →
"The Stocks Are Stacked"
Integrity is so passé. Unless you are one of the Global eLeeks, the Fall Street Laughing Stock Exchange is stacked against the ordinary honest investor.
The Stocks Are Stacked →
"Insecurities Exchange Commission"
This entity supposedly protects investors, enforces securities laws, ensures fair markets and financial disclosure to the public.
The Insecurities Exchange Commission →
"The Lap Of Luxury"
Pretentious DeeDee Duncan just HAS to buy a hideously expensive purse from Ateliér Mércury. The money spent for it doesn't come from HER pocket though...
The Lap Of Luxury →
"Fiat Digital Economy"
A Fiat Digital Currency is a distrusted medium of exchange, or illegal tender, that is is backed by a storehouse of Fiat sportscars impounded at Fort Knoxious.
Fiat Digital Economy →
"Fort Knoxious"
The place where all the impounded Fiat sports cars, whose diminishing value back up our economy, are kept. Full of dented old cars and noxious gas fumes.
Fort Knoxious →
"The Criminal Preserve"
The central bank maintains national financial instability, providing monetary services for the government to the detriment of the tax-paying populace.
The Criminal Preserve →
"Curse Of The Leek Diamond"
Leekville lore has it that the Leek Diamond has an evil curse on it, and whoever has ever worn it... terrible things have happened to them!
The Curse Of The Leek Diamond →
"In Gold We Trust"
To some people, the only god is GOLD. Money and power are more important than love and kindness. This makes the Devil Himself happy.
In Gold We Trust →
"The Golden Sheep"
Forget about worshipping the Golden Calf... go to the Leekville Bank and worship at the altar of the Golden Sheep (for a hefty admission price).
The Golden Sheep →
"The Greedy Little Mermaid"
Allium County Aquarium hires a Mermaid as the star attraction to boost tourism. The pirate's treasure chest starts to shrink... but HERS doesn't!
The Greedy Little Mermaid →
"The Luck O' The Leek"
The WHAT (World Health & Tyranny) wants to make money from misery and offers leek farmer Troy Tuckus an offer he can't refuse... or can he?
The Luck O' The Leek →
"Cryptic Currency"
Cryptic currency is a Fiat digital currency used for electronic payments or as a store of value. Scarcity can influence value.
Cryptic Currency →
"Pleasant Façade Estates"
An upscale paradise! Half the farmland in Allium County is mowed down to make way for this posh subdivision of hoity-toity McMansions. ▲
Pleasant Façade Estates →
"NIMDY (Not In My Damn Yard)"
The NIMDYs are a sanctimonious bunch who support any trendy cause that doesn't cause THEM inconvenience or cost them time or money.
NIMDY (Not In My Damn Yard) →
"Leekville Mall"
The billionaire Boulderfella Family, who owns the Leekville Mall, are getting desperate for tenants because everyone is moving out due to high rents!
Leekville Mall →
"66 Flavors Icecream"
66 Flavors Icecream boasts a treat-filled menu that will fulfill your gastronomic dreams... featuring Allium County's much-heralded 'Leek Icecream'!
66 Flavors Icecream →
"Build-A-Burger"
Test your intestinal fortitude... made-to-order customized burgers. Try saurkraut or peanut butter or even chocolate on your burgers (or all 3 together!)
Build-A-Burger →
"Burpee Slush"
Burpee Slush Inc. is featuring 'rock star' Joey Rainbow in their ad campaign, much to the chagrin (and intense jealousy) of his fellow bandmates.
Burpee Slush →
"The Leaning Tower Of Pizza"
This pizza joint has been hit with several class-action lawsuits related to health department issues and also complaints about money laundering.
The Leaning Tower Of Pizza →
"Marie Antoinette's Cakes & Pastries"
You'll lose your head over these yummy, gooey rich French pastries and special-occasion cakes that revolutionize what high-end desserts are all about!
Marie Antoinette's Cakes & Pastries →
"The Knives Of Damocles"
Talk about a very pointed purchase incentive... this high-end cutlery shop displays its inventory of sharp knives dangling from the ceiling of the store!
The Knives Of Damocles →
"L'Ateliér Mércüry"
Move over Hermès... don't overlook this over-the-top, over-priced and over-hyped mall shop where a cheap scarf costs more than a car!
L'Ateliér Mércüry →
"Tatu's Tattoos"
Tatu can do any tattoo! Whatever design you desire. No request is too weird for Tatu to do. Take advantage of the two-for-one bogo deals.
Tatu's Tattoos →
"Tootsie's Toy Store"
Every kid will find every kind of toy that's imaginable. What a fun place to be! For young and old. Bring lotsa money$$!!
Tootsie's Toy Store →
"The Sweet Tooth"
Strategically located next to the toy store, this candy shop is owned by the local dentist in order to garner more business for his dental practice.
The Sweet Tooth →
"Pandora's Box"
Your eyes will cross and your mouth will foam when you see all the mannequins draped in the finest undulating undies of Allium County.
Pandora's Box →
"Bijou's Jewels"
Gorgeous jewelry awaits you and your wallet! Loan officers are on staff to help you refinance your home to buy a lousy necklace that's price-inflated 500x.
Bijou's Jewels →
"Broken Record Music"
This store serves as ground zero for illustrious bands as The Free RATicals. Music instruments, vinyl and all kinds of musical resources are at your disposal.
Broken Record Music →
"The Vapid Vapor"
These vapors will make every vaper vapid. Witness the world's biggest hookah. Must be 18 or over. Must sign a psychiatric waiver to enter.
The Vapid Vapor →
"The Whine Bar"
Belly up to the bar and whine about how miserable you are and we guarantee you'll feel ALOT worse tomorrow morning!
The Whine Bar →
"Dragon Lady Nails & Beauty"
Professional beauty consultants on staff. You'll look like a million bucks after you shell out about a million bucks to get the talons of your dreams!
Dragon Lady Nails & Beauty →
"The Gamey Gamers"
Attention slack-jawed gamers of Allium County... good hygiene and good manners are not a prerequisite to hang out at this video hang-out. Just money.
The Gamey Gamers →
"Leekville Electronics"
Every electric gadget can be found here. You can plug in, turn on, tune in and tune out. Everything to help you achieve your electronic ecstasy.
Leekville Electronics →
"Nature's Crystals"
Rock hounds abound at this emporium of beautiful stones, crystals and semi precious gems. Oooh and ahhh at the beauty bestowed by Mother Earth!
Nature's Crystals →
"Purdy's Pets"
Enter at your own risk. A cacophonous melange of barking, howling, hissing and screeching mammals, reptiles and water creatures awaits you!
Purdy's Pets →
"Grosstein's Groceries"
High-end marketing with low-end quality... and yet this one-stop grocery shop will still feed your needs. Empty your wallet and fill your belly!
Grosstein's Groceries →
"The Dollar Laundromat"
After you wear the fancy clothes from L'Ateliér Mércüry you can wash them at The Dollar Laundromat... along with any other "dirty money" you might have.
The Dollar Laundromat →
"The Allium County Aquarium"
This natural habitat tourist destination falls prey to water quality issues stemming from the damming of Leek Lake and Leek Creek.
The Allium County Aquarium →
"Aquarium Board Of Directors Scandal"
The board is infiltrated by an abnormal number of members of the Development Party, who want to boost tourism and incoming dollars (for themselves).
Aquarium Board Of Directors Scandal →
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